Missed Connection

#201
#201
FastChad said:
That’s funny. I actually met my third most recent ex-girlfriend Britney on that and OK Cupid (long story). I wouldn’t really consider her a farmer but her step-dad did own six acres.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t the only one that met her on FarmersOnly. Seeing her on two dating websites at the same time should’ve raised red flags but love can be blind.
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3rd most recent ex. lol.
In your case blind is only one of the things love can be.
 
#205
#205
FastChad said:
Thanks, I appreciate it. I‘d like to answer your questions but I need to keep my eye on the prize. Sharing stories about my past relationship failures will definitely not impress Jodi.

Not to brag, but I’ve had some success with the ladies. The issue is that the relationships always end poorly.
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uuhhh...nm
 
#206
#206
FastChad said:
If you’ve ever dated a girl from a trailer park, you’d know that you are paying her a compliment.

You would also know to never lean against the porch railing in only boxer shorts until you’ve checked to see if the electrical was properly grounded.
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We need more details. Does Jodi have teeth. Beginning to wonder.
 
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#208
#208
FastChad said:
Sorry, I missed that one. My date took me to her sister’s (the host) gender reveal party. I thought she was having a kid so I chipped in for the gift. Turns out the host was changing her own gender and threw a party for herself to get a bunch of free gifts.

I was kind of put off by the whole thing and asked for my money back. I think that was a 100% reasonable request under the circumstances. They disagreed and now my date and her sister (the host) think I’m a jerk.

If you can think of a way that I can get the host to give me Jodi’s number, I’m all ears. The only person I knew at the party was my date.
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So, ruse. Have fun with it.
 
#211
#211
FastChad said:
Sorry, I missed that one. My date took me to her sister’s (the host) gender reveal party. I thought she was having a kid so I chipped in for the gift. Turns out the host was changing her own gender and threw a party for herself to get a bunch of free gifts.

I was kind of put off by the whole thing and asked for my money back. I think that was a 100% reasonable request under the circumstances. They disagreed and now my date and her sister (the host) think I’m a jerk.

If you can think of a way that I can get the host to give me Jodi’s number, I’m all ears. The only person I knew at the party was my date.
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Was her sister hot?
 
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#212
#212
FastChad said:
Avoiding girls from Texas is a lesson I’ve already learned. I dated one in 2006. She was one of those contrarian fans. Even though she was from Dallas, she hated everything about the Longhorns and loved Oklahoma. Keep in mind that Vince Young had just won the Natty the prior year. I think that broke her in some sort of weird way.

Anyhow, her family owned ranches going back a few generations. When drunk one night, she mentioned that any man that was going to marry her would have to get the family brand. I didn’t know if she was kidding or not and she played it off the next morning. I was out after that.
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And now our ruse begins to unravel. You dated a girl from Texas 17 years ago. So, that puts you likely in your 40's or better, creaming your britches over a girl that giggles...at a house party...like a 20something.
 
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#215
GVF said:
And now our ruse begins to unravel. You dated a girl from Texas 17 years ago. So, that puts you likely in your 40's or better, creaming your britches over a girl that giggles...at a house party...like a 20something.
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OK, Sherlock Holmes, I’m 35 and I said that Jodi was in her late 20’s. Is that OK or should I create a dating profile on Grannies Want To Have Fun Too?
 
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#217
FastChad said:
Sorry, I missed that one. My date took me to her sister’s (the host) gender reveal party. I thought she was having a kid so I chipped in for the gift. Turns out the host was changing her own gender and threw a party for herself to get a bunch of free gifts.

I was kind of put off by the whole thing and asked for my money back. I think that was a 100% reasonable request under the circumstances. They disagreed and now my date and her sister (the host) think I’m a jerk.

If you can think of a way that I can get the host to give me Jodi’s number, I’m all ears. The only person I knew at the party was my date.
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Masterful touch right heruh ^^^
 
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#219
#219
FastChad said:
Sorry, I missed that one. My date took me to her sister’s (the host) gender reveal party. I thought she was having a kid so I chipped in for the gift. Turns out the host was changing her own gender and threw a party for herself to get a bunch of free gifts.

I was kind of put off by the whole thing and asked for my money back. I think that was a 100% reasonable request under the circumstances. They disagreed and now my date and her sister (the host) think I’m a jerk.

If you can think of a way that I can get the host to give me Jodi’s number, I’m all ears. The only person I knew at the party was my date.
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Now we know. Jodi is his new name and you got dang converted.
 
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#220
#220
FastChad said:
OK, Sherlock Holmes, I’m 35 and I said that Jodi was in her late 20’s. Is that OK or should I create a dating profile on Grannies Want To Have Fun Too?
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Seeing how the "gender reveal" party turned out, I think you'd be more interested in Trannies-R-Us. I mean if Jodi (if that's his real name) turned your head....so to speak....lol.
 
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