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#177
#177
GVF said:
It ain't gotta be good to be expensive...


Local health departments had a hand in shutting down their share of Applebee's. Corporate Management doomed the others. The notion that a two person date to Applebee's could generate a $100 bill is so anti-Applebee's. For that kind of money you better be at Texas Roadhouse.


FTR, there was a time long ago that the House Sirloin at Applebee's was a $10 masterpeice that skunked many expensive steaks. But, those days have passed.
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I'm not even joking when I say I like their baby back ribs.
 
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#178
#178
FastChad said:
Not to get too far off topic, but I’m struggling to understand why everyone is bagging on Applebees. If you order a classic combo app, an order of baby back ribs, an order of riblets and a triple chocolate meltdown desert, you’re already up to $47.47 IF you have a 50% off app coupon.

This is all BEFORE you order drinks. If you only order four 21 ounce beers, that’s another $27. If you try to impress your date by being a big tipper, you’re up to almost $90.

That, by definition, is a “nice place”.
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You can save alot of money by ordering tea and let her follow suit. There's a real danger in getting buzzed on a first date when you are this desparate to find her.
 
#180
#180
Tin Man said:
Either be very honest with the siblings and appeal to their better natures, or have a bud you trust call the host for you.
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@FastChad, you ignored the above reasonable suggestion and continue to banter with those only seeking amusement. I’m beginning to doubt your premise and suspect you’re an alt executing an elaborate ruse.
 
#181
#181
joevol33 said:
I'm not even joking when I say I like their baby back ribs.
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Can't argue that. In the past, I have been a huge fan of their House Sirloing, Ribs, and Riblets. To this day I still compare any chicken tender I eat to the Applebee's original Chicken Finger. It was years of chicken finger and riblet platters before I ever even noticed their house sirloin. And they had some rigt good stir fry skillets too. Pretty sure the store over in Toccoa is shuttered. Maybe Anderson too. Health Department here in Cookeville shut this one down 4-5 years ago or more. They lost their mojo.
 
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#187
Tin Man said:
@FastChad, you ignored the above reasonable suggestion and continue to banter with those only seeking amusement. I’m beginning to doubt your premise and suspect you’re an alt executing an elaborate ruse.
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Sorry, I missed that one. My date took me to her sister’s (the host) gender reveal party. I thought she was having a kid so I chipped in for the gift. Turns out the host was changing her own gender and threw a party for herself to get a bunch of free gifts.

I was kind of put off by the whole thing and asked for my money back. I think that was a 100% reasonable request under the circumstances. They disagreed and now my date and her sister (the host) think I’m a jerk.

If you can think of a way that I can get the host to give me Jodi’s number, I’m all ears. The only person I knew at the party was my date.
 
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#189
FastChad said:
Sorry, I missed that one. My date took me to her sister’s (the host) gender reveal party. I thought she was having a kid so I chipped in for the gift. Turns out the host was changing her own gender and threw a party for herself to get a bunch of free gifts.

I was kind of put off by the whole thing and asked for my money back. I think that was a 100% reasonable request under the circumstances. They disagreed and now my date and her sister (the host) think I’m a jerk.

If you can think of a way that I can get the host to give me Jodi’s number, I’m all ears. The only person I knew at the party was my date.
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Doooooooddd!
 
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#190
VolNExile said:
I like that OP somehow knows that it’s spelled with an i instead of a y!

It must have been the way it’s pronounced.
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Dang it Exie. Behave. You know if he can't find Jodi all he has to do is bring you a seed and plant catalog and a shot of espresso.

That reminds me...I accidentally deleted your text the other day that had your address I been saving for those green bean seeds.

lol..the timing of that comment after the line above it ended up being quite darn funny.
 
#192
#192
fat-bastard-baby.gif
 
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#193
FastChad said:
Sorry, I missed that one. My date took me to her sister’s (the host) gender reveal party. I thought she was having a kid so I chipped in for the gift. Turns out the host was changing her own gender and threw a party for herself to get a bunch of free gifts.

I was kind of put off by the whole thing and asked for my money back. I think that was a 100% reasonable request under the circumstances. They disagreed and now my date and her sister (the host) think I’m a jerk.

If you can think of a way that I can get the host to give me Jodi’s number, I’m all ears. The only person I knew at the party was my date.
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Laugh my ass off…
 
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FastChad said:
Sorry, I missed that one. My date took me to her sister’s (the host) gender reveal party. I thought she was having a kid so I chipped in for the gift. Turns out the host was changing her own gender and threw a party for herself to get a bunch of free gifts.

I was kind of put off by the whole thing and asked for my money back. I think that was a 100% reasonable request under the circumstances. They disagreed and now my date and her sister (the host) think I’m a jerk.

If you can think of a way that I can get the host to give me Jodi’s number, I’m all ears. The only person I knew at the party was my date.
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I went to a gender reveal party where everyone showed their genitals when the timer hit zero.
 
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#197
82_VOL_83 said:
10* Thread



even though it is an elaborate troll effort it is none the less muy entertaining.
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I can see why you would think that. The whole thing was so ridiculous that I posted about it on another message board yesterday morning and people were taking screenshots and tweeting about it. I had never even heard the term “gender fluid” before Delia took me to her sister’s party in Knoxville.

Now all I can think about is Jodi so I took a flyer over here.
 
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#200
FastChad said:
Black hair but she did have those dyed streaks that girls get. She may have been trying to get rid of them though since they started four to six inches off her scalp. As for the toe, I can’t answer. She was wearing boots. I didn’t notice a limp though when I watched her walk to the bathroom.
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That just means she from the trailer park.
 
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