Missed Connection

[tbh]

You should totally go ahead and post your phone number in case Jodi is following the thread and her battery is low, that way she can come back to it later.

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

Not to get too far off topic, but I’m struggling to understand why everyone is bagging on Applebees. If you order a classic combo app, an order of baby back ribs, an order of riblets and a triple chocolate meltdown desert, you’re already up to $47.47 IF you have a 50% off app coupon.

This is all BEFORE you order drinks. If you only order four 21 ounce beers, that’s another $27. If you try to impress your date by being a big tipper, you’re up to almost $90.

That, by definition, is a “nice place”.

The food quality sucks. Everyone I know who goes to Applebee's only goes for cheap drinks and apps. Expensive doesn't always = "nice"

 

[Muireadach]

Did youtell her she'd be eatin good in da neighborhood?

 

[OL SMOKEY]

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

I think Jodi has a trans friend. I heard she threw a gender reveal party recently. Story goes is that some jackass made a big deal about $25. Jodi told a friend who told another friend that heard it from a friend that she would give that dude another chance, but he must deliver her a Crumbl platter, 2 bottles of whiskey, a Home Depot gift card and a Star Crunch.

 

[FastChad]

I think Jodi has a trans friend. I heard she threw a gender reveal party recently. Story goes is that some jackass made a big deal about $25. Jodi told a friend who told another friend that heard it from a friend that she would give that dude another chance, but he must deliver her a Crumbl platter, 2 bottles of whiskey, a Home Depot gift card and a Star Crunch.

That would be the bargain of a lifetime just to hear her giggle again. It legit made my heart melt.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

That would be the bargain of a lifetime just to hear her giggle again. It legit made my heart melt.

Word on the bathroom stall is that she works at the Target in Turkey Creek in the mornings.

 

[FastChad]

Word on the bathroom stall is that she works at the Target in Turkey Creek in the mornings.

for real or are you messing with me because I’m new here?

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

I think you should start at Waffle House. How she takes her hash browns will tell you her intentions. If she gets them scattered, and covered, you are getting some that night. If she gets them smothered, topped, and chunked, she's going to blow up your bathroom.

Voice of experience, GSV?

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Voice of experience, GSV?

Always. You know what they say, you can't turn a WaHo into a housewife....

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Always. You know what they say, you can't turn a WaHo into a housewife....

Very true

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

This thread is already chocked full of potential. Might possibly become a thread of legend.

Let's not squander this gift.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

for real or are you messing with me because I’m new here?

Totes legit

 

[hog88]

Her number is 867-5309.

 

[malinoisvol]

Jody got your gal and gone.

 

[Go aeiou]

Her number is 867-5309.

No, no that's Jenny's Number. Tommy Twotone.

 

[McDad]

Are you implying that you might know her?

I'm implying she might be a nasty Texas fan if the orange aint the right color.

 

[FastChad]

I'm implying she might be a nasty Texas fan if the orange aint the right color.

It was definitely Tennessee. She couldn’t stop talking about Nico Iamaleava and a DE from your 2023 class. Listening to a girl talk about recruiting like that just does something to you.

 

[utvolpj]

Tennessee tattoo on her calf? Sounds like you got catfished by @vader. Guy loves his free drinks at the 'bee

 

[McDad]

Even though we just met, I’m positive that Jodi’s not that kind of girl. Meth addicts are usually really skinny.

Mmm.
Jodi sounds thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Thicker than a Snicker.

The kinda gal who appreciates an all you can eat Riblets night.

 

[McDad]

That would be the bargain of a lifetime just to hear her giggle again. It legit made my heart melt.

I KNOW who this is!!!!

Her name is Jodi Bain. Her brother Paul played for UT. She's a huge fan.
Be careful though. Her brother is a bad ass and is not to be crossed. He's a bit of a legend around here.

 

[joevol33]

for real or are you messing with me because I’m new here?

He's pretty well known for his knowledge of Tennessee football, Tennessee women, and Georgia politics. I'd trust him.

 

[GAVol]

There's a fine line between nice and extravagant.

In this case, it’s not that fine lol.

 

[hog88]

He's pretty well known for his knowledge of Tennessee football, Tennessee women, and Georgia politics. I'd trust him.

Now that you mention it, Jodi could be McDad. He's been known to giggle and is a little pudgy.

 

[GAVol]

Even though we just met, I’m positive that Jodi’s not that kind of girl. Meth addicts are usually really skinny.

She sounds hotter than a fresh batch of Cheese Sticks.