Missed Connection

[FastChad]

I KNOW who this is!!!!

Her name is Jodi Bain. Her brother Paul played for UT. She's a huge fan.
Be careful though. Her brother is a bad ass and is not to be crossed. He's a bit of a legend around here.

You had me so excited until I looked him up. Unless one of them is adopted, I don’t think they’re siblings. I really do appreciate the help though.

 

[VolNExile]

 

[joevol33]

Jodi reminds me of a cousin I grew up with

 

[FastChad]

Mmm.
Jodi sounds thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Thicker than a Snicker.

The kinda gal who appreciates an all you can eat Riblets night.

I see where you’re trying to go with this. Since we are technically not dating yet, I‘ll refrain from taking the bait.

Could she stand to lose a few pounds? Sure. But if I’m being honest, the girl I went to the party with had her by 25-30 pounds. If you heard the giggle, you’d understand.

 

[hog88]

Jodi reminds me of a cousin I grew up with

So you dated her too?

 

[McDad]

This is the best thread so far this year.

 

[GAVol]

I see where you’re trying to go with this. Since we are technically not dating yet, I‘ll refrain from taking the bait.

Could she stand to lose a few pounds? Sure. But if I’m being honest, the girl I went to the party with had her by 25-30 pounds. If you heard the giggle, you’d understand.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

This is the best thread so far this year.

It’s early.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Was the entire calf tattooed with a power T or just a small one on the calf? Was it stretched out cuz too much Applebee’s?

 

[tbh]

I see where you’re trying to go with this. Since we are technically not dating yet, I‘ll refrain from taking the bait.

Could she stand to lose a few pounds? Sure. But if I’m being honest, the girl I went to the party with had her by 25-30 pounds. If you heard the giggle, you’d understand.

So it's not just about the giggle, but the jiggle as well, perhaps?

 

[hog88]

So it's not just about the giggle, but the jiggle as well, perhaps?

She must have some wiggle in that giggle.

 

[tbh]

She must have some wiggle in that giggle.

Wigglin', gigglin', and jigglin' is better than rumblin', stumblin', and fumblin'.

 

[CubsFanTN]

I see where you’re trying to go with this. Since we are technically not dating yet, I‘ll refrain from taking the bait.

Could she stand to lose a few pounds? Sure. But if I’m being honest, the girl I went to the party with had her by 25-30 pounds. If you heard the giggle, you’d understand.

@Souce

 

[NorCalVol67]

Jodi reminds me of a cousin I grew up with

Joe, no one wants to hear about your creepy cousin loving.

 

[FastChad]

Was the entire calf tattooed with a power T or just a small one on the calf? Was it stretched out cuz too much Applebee’s?

Power T, facing backwards as opposed to the side. It was pretty big which worked since she has athletic calves. No stretch currently, and I’m willing to take gamble on the future.

 

[GordonC]

@WestTennesseeFox

I'm implying she might be a nasty Texas fan if the orange aint the right color.

 

[WaywardVol]

Not to get too far off topic, but I’m struggling to understand why everyone is bagging on Applebees. If you order a classic combo app, an order of baby back ribs, an order of riblets and a triple chocolate meltdown desert, you’re already up to $47.47 IF you have a 50% off app coupon.

This is all BEFORE you order drinks. If you only order four 21 ounce beers, that’s another $27. If you try to impress your date by being a big tipper, you’re up to almost $90.

That, by definition, is a “nice place”.

Never been happier my daughter’s name isn’t Jody.

 

[volfanhill]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Never been happier my daughter’s name isn’t Jody.

Does she have a T tattooed on her calf?

 

[WaywardVol]

Does she have a T tattooed on her calf?

Forehead

 

[GAVol]

Never been happier my daughter’s name isn’t Jody.

And that I haven’t been to Applebee’s in 10 years.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Mmm.
Jodi sounds thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

Thicker than a Snicker.

The kinda gal who appreciates an all you can eat Riblets night.

 

[Gladiator1]

I'm looking at it now but it dosnt compare to what's on the lower back. Oops, too soon

 

[GTBATV]

Jodi might be on craigslist posting the same thing.

 

[VolNExile]

Never been happier my daughter’s name isn’t Jody.

I like that OP somehow knows that it’s spelled with an i instead of a y!

It must have been the way it’s pronounced.