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#77
#77
FastChad said:
Not to get too far off topic, but I’m struggling to understand why everyone is bagging on Applebees. If you order a classic combo app, an order of baby back ribs, an order of riblets and a triple chocolate meltdown desert, you’re already up to $47.47 IF you have a 50% off app coupon.

This is all BEFORE you order drinks. If you only order four 21 ounce beers, that’s another $27. If you try to impress your date by being a big tipper, you’re up to almost $90.

That, by definition, is a “nice place”.
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There is nothing wrong with Applebees in your 20s.
 
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#81
#81
FastChad said:
I know it’s a long shot, but I’m hoping someone here can help me out. I went to a party over the weekend in Knoxville and met a girl named Jodi that had a Tennessee tattoo on her right calf. I thought she texted me her number, but my phone battery died from streaming the Clemson-Louisville basketball game over the host’s Wi-Fi. When I charged it back up, there was no text. I’m guessing that I gave her the wrong number as a result of being nervous.

Anyhow, Jodi is in her late 20’s, has black hair, dimples and giggles in a way that would melt your heart. I probably tried a little too hard to impress her while we shared a couple heaters, but I got the impression that there’s better than a 50/50 chance she’d go out with me if I asked her to go to someplace nice like Applebees.

Jodi knew a lot about all y’all’s recruiting class, so I’m guessing she hangs out here.

So, here goes nothing. If you’re reading this Jodi, I think we would make a great couple and hope you feel the same way. Hit me up and I’ll DM you the correct phone number.
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When they bring out the fajitas all sizzling on that fuggin piping hot plate you will win her over like a champion
 
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Booty88 said:
Does she have dyed blonde hair and missing missing the pinky toe on her right foot?
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Black hair but she did have those dyed streaks that girls get. She may have been trying to get rid of them though since they started four to six inches off her scalp. As for the toe, I can’t answer. She was wearing boots. I didn’t notice a limp though when I watched her walk to the bathroom.
 
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#84
#84
FastChad said:
Black hair but she did have those dyed streaks that girls get. She may have been trying to get rid of them though since they started four to six inches off her scalp. As for the toe, I can’t answer. She was wearing boots. I didn’t notice a limp though when I watched her walk to the bathroom.
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#85
VolNExile said:
I like that OP somehow knows that it’s spelled with an i instead of a y!

It must have been the way it’s pronounced.
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Op: [at party] My name is Chad. I wanna take you to Applebees.
Jodi: *giggles*
Op: *heart melts into a puddle*
Op: What's your name?
Jodi: Joe-die.
Op: Say, that's a rather smashing tattoo on your calf.
You mind if I smell it?
Jodi: *giggles and jiggles*
Op: 😍🥰😍
 
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FastChad said:
Black hair but she did have those dyed streaks that girls get. She may have been trying to get rid of them though since they started four to six inches off her scalp. As for the toe, I can’t answer. She was wearing boots. I didn’t notice a limp though when I watched her walk to the bathroom.
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Joe-dye?
 
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I ran into Jodi in the men's room at TGI-Fridays. She was using the urinal next to me and I asked her if she was still all about Applebees. While she was, what I assume, was zipping up, she said the key to her heart was now Ruby Tuesdays.
 
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joevol33 said:
I just hope Jodi is a poster, or signs up. I want her side of the story.
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There is really no other side of the story. If her text would have gone through I’d be talking to her right now instead of posting here.

Hopefully she stumbles across this post sometime soon. It would make for one heck of a story when friends and family ask us how we met.
 
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#97
#97
TN-POSSUM said:
@FastChad

You don't have to be lonely
Check out FarmersOnly.com, the site for country folks!

Well known for giggles, jiggles, talking cows, and singing horses.
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That’s funny. I actually met my third most recent ex-girlfriend Britney on that and OK Cupid (long story). I wouldn’t really consider her a farmer but her step-dad did own six acres.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t the only one that met her on FarmersOnly. Seeing her on two dating websites at the same time should’ve raised red flags but love can be blind.
 
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#98
FastChad said:
That’s funny. I actually met my third most recent ex-girlfriend Britney on that and OK Cupid (long story). I wouldn’t really consider her a farmer but her step-dad did own six acres.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t the only one that met her on FarmersOnly. Seeing her on two dating websites at the same time should’ve raised red flags but love can be blind.
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I think I speak for all of VN when I say this, we would love to hear about your past relationships. It would be good for you to talk about it. It may help with the pain you are experiencing over Jodi.
 
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