Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet

#1,101
#1,101
Australians were mad at the pilots because they brought some of their women into the cockpit. Hijacked and diverted the aircraft which is now sitting in middle Australia where nobody is looking.

Pretty dandy conspiracy theory right there.
 
#1,102
#1,102
I remember reading a report in the early to mid '90's that stated former Soviet Union nukes were making their way onto the black market after its dissolution. As the USSR dissolved, assets were left unprotected making them easy to steal, normally by those who used to guard them, and easy to sell on the black market. So, theoretically, terrorists could get their hands on a nuke that way.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Australians were mad at the pilots because they brought some of their women into the cockpit. Hijacked and diverted the aircraft which is now sitting in middle Australia where nobody is looking.

Pretty dandy conspiracy theory right there.
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My next conspiracy;

The German intelligence hijacked the plane to start a new Asian war. Using that pretext the German government starts massively investing in German military power and quickly returns to it's nationalistic tendencies. Six months from now Berlin will declare they need, "Living space" and we'll see the 4th Reich start. Moscow grows concerned and launches a war against NATO to combat the rising neo-fascists in Berlin.

So yeah top neo-Nazis buds.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
No, you said "guards". However, that doesn't make it any less stupid. But, by all means, please continue to defend moronic statements. Volmaverick can give you some advice in that area. I'm sure you discussed the topic thoroughly in one of your many War College papers.
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I have never defended any of your statements.
 
#1,120
#1,120
Got it. The terrorists flew up to 45,000 feet, fitted the plane with these water landing things

sea-plane-in-vancouver.jpg


They then landed in the Indian Ocean, have loaded the nuclear bomb onto the plane, and, when we least suspect it, will fly to NYC and crash into the Freedom Tower.
 
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Velo Vol said:
Got it. The terrorists flew up to 45,000 feet, fitted the plane with these water landing things

sea-plane-in-vancouver.jpg


They then landed in the Indian Ocean, have loaded the nuclear bomb onto the plane, and, when we least suspect it, will fly to NYC and crash into the Freedom Tower.
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I think you might be on to something here... They could drive the plane on the water to stay under the radar. Everyone's watching the skies so nobody will expect an attack by sea
 
#1,125
#1,125
Anyone else tanked right now? We're all ****hammered at the bar. We've been taking car bombs since we opened at 11. Our GM is coming to get us after close in a van he rented.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna try and make out with this cocktail waitress in dry storage. I'll check back on you guys in an hour.

Happy Saint Patty's!
 
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