Most physically painful thing you have ever experienced?

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#227
Cheese grater applied strenuously to the forehead.


No, wait... that wasn't me. Never mind.
 
#228
#228
I broke my middle finger at the gym one day. Luckily, it was leg day, so I was able to finish. I started a new job the next day, so I put off going to the doctor. Now, six months later, that finger is double the size of the rest of my fingers.
 
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TennesseeFan07 said:
I broke my middle finger at the gym one day. Luckily, it was leg day, so I was able to finish. I started a new job the next day, so I put off going to the doctor. Now, six months later, that finger is double the size of the rest of my fingers.
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Dude, you might shoulda seen a doc for that before now, but you still should do it as soon as you can. :ermm:
 
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#230
This one is embarrassing, self induced and stupid.

Cutting up hot peppers one afternoon, washed my hands thoroughly, I thought.
Went to the bathroom. About three minutes after washing my hands again and returning to the kitchen, I began to get a burning sensation in the front southern region. Holly crap, that was painfull.
 
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#231
Update on mine..mri last week that cost me a cool 1289.00 after insurance revealed i have another herniated disk and more "free bone fragments" putting pressure on my sciatic nerves. Will be going in for a 2nd back surgery as soon as i finish building the project i am on. 6 to 8 weeks out at this point. Joy.

VFL GBO HUBANegas
 
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malinoisvol said:
This one is embarrassing, self induced and stupid.

Cutting up hot peppers one afternoon, washed my hands thoroughly, I thought.
Went to the bathroom. About three minutes after washing my hands again and returning to the kitchen, I began to get a burning sensation in the front southern region. Holly crap, that was painfull.
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Along the same lines... I had my wife's car keys in my front pants pocket one day. I was crawling around under my truck working on it and heard a hissing sound. I laid there wondering what the heck that noise was for a bit.

I realized in a hurry that the pepper spray on her keychain was going off in my pants. Soaked my drawers front to back. I rolled out and shucked my pants and drawers and ran yelling toward the water hose.

Burnt for 2 days straight... then for another few days anytime I would get out and break into a sweat. Hell, a month later I put the same pants on and went out working fence. I had to strip down again when I started sweating and the pocket started burning my leg.

Never get pepper spray on your junk... it can make you run half-naked into into a tree.

Later,

CH_V
 
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CopperHead_Vol said:
Along the same lines... I had my wife's car keys in my front pants pocket one day. I was crawling around under my truck working on it and heard a hissing sound. I laid there wondering what the heck that noise was for a bit.



I realized in a hurry that the pepper spray on her keychain was going off in my pants. Soaked my drawers front to back. I rolled out and shucked my pants and drawers and ran yelling toward the water hose.

Burnt for 2 days straight... then for another few days anytime I would get out and break into a sweat. Hell, a month later I put the same pants on and went out working fence. I had to strip down again when I started sweating and the pocket started burning my leg.

Never get pepper spray on your junk... it can make you run half-naked into into a tree.

Later,

CH_V
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CH_V, you have my son and I horse laughing. You can't make that up.

And there is the winner of this thread.
 
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LittleCat said:
CH_V, that is the best and worst post of this thread by far. We have a winner.
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Thanks LittleCat...

I will share one more incident...

A bunch of my family were over and we were working on our Jeeps out in my pole barn one evening.

I walked by my cousin who was siphoning gas out of his Jeep. As I walked by him I said something about the way he was on his knees and working that hose. Well, everyone started laughing and my poor cousin laughed, snorted and shot a crap load of gas out of his nose. I thought I had killed him... He was fubar for a week.

To make it worse, he was a smoker and was afraid to light up. He still has hard feeling about that.

End Story time.....
 
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#240
I know a guy who stepped off of a machine at work and someone below him had a flat head screw driver with the sharp side up in his back pocket. Stuck right under sack.

Also know a guy that when we were in school he fell out of a tree on a tobacco stick and lollipopped himself.
Hit him perfectly in the taint meat and didn't make it to any organs.
 
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#241
Ohhhh. I've got a good one. Didn't happen to me, but some one I know.

It's bad.
 
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