Movie Lines That Always Make You Laugh

[Cyclopskiller]

"Gators b****** better be wearing jimmies"

-The other Guys

 

[salutethehill]

 

[BrewHawk]

Just trying to get my post count over 100. pardon me

 

[CanadianVol]

"gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!" dr strangelove

"you never go full retard." tropic thunder

"that rug really tied the room together." the big lebowski

"i eat pieces of sczhit like you for breakfast."
"you eat pieces of sczhit for breakfast!?" happy gilmore

"it's true...this man has no dick." ghostbusters

i need to stop...this could get silly.

fyp

 

[gordonr24]

Too many from Christmas Vacation or the entire National Lampoon's Vacation series for that matter.

"You serious Clark?"

"We're gonna have so much ****** fun that we're gonna need plastic surgery to replace our ******* smiles. I'm on a quest to see a moose!"

Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."

 

[WallyBalls]

Shaun of the Dead:
[looking left through mail slot]
Maybe its not as bad as all that...
[eyes look to the right]
Oh, no, wait, there they are.

 

[WallyBalls]

Aha! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

 

[Dave1967]

During the shootout scene with the Nicaraguans in Predator when the guy tells Jesse Ventura you're bleeding man then Jesse said I haven't got time to bleed.

 

[aredfox28]

Dumb and dumber. .. we got no food, we got no jobs... are pets heads are falling off!!!

 

[NEO]

"My name is Pu$$y Galore"

But of course it is.

 

[Dave1967]

But of course it is.

Or Lotta Fa ginalol:

 

[firestorm]

Ace Ventura pet detective
What would you know about pressure? Well I have kissed a man.

Happy Gilmore
I tell you this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhof.
Hey if I wore clothes like those I would kick my own ass.

Meet the Parents
You can milk anything with nipples.
I have nipples Greg can you milk me?

 

[n_huffhines]

About 10 lines in Cool Hand Luke always make me smirk and chuckle. Paul Newman was the coolest movie star Hollywood ever knew, and that movie is his magnum opus.

 

[n_huffhines]

We need more gifs in this thread.

 

[n_huffhines]

Sorry to kill the vibe here, but saw this and had to post.

 

[orange parmejohn]

Hey honey! Do you think KFC is still open? -Frank the Tank

 

[Cyclopskiller]

"No one makes me bleed my own blood"

-dodgeball

 

[firestorm]

Dumb and dumber. .. we got no food, we got no jobs... are pets heads are falling off!!!

Hard to beat that whole you redeem yourself line. He's on a damn motor bike having traded a car for a motor bike.

 

[itsme]

Anything with Eddie from Christmas Vacation or Vince Vaughn speeches have me in stitches.

Mel Brooks anything especially Men in Tights. "I can see, maybe not."

 

[volinreallife]

"The clown has no penis"

Step brothers

 

[volinreallife]

"Look like a monkey ****ing a football"

Days of thunder

 

[volinreallife]

"Are you the one that killed our friend?...... I did I shot the boy too and I enjoyed it.....Bang"

Open range

 

[GAVol]

"Alright, alright alright. "

 

[barknoxbrawler]

" Which brings me to my next point. Don't .... Do.....drugs."- LT in the Waterboy.

 

[crusse10]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XvxDaIwCw[/youtube]

one of the funniest things I'll ever see

"do you validate?"