Movie Lines That Always Make You Laugh

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#76
Man you got the DT's so bad you could thread and sewing machine with it running. - Smokey and the Bandit II
 
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Biopsyman said:
All lines from Fletch
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Tell me Fletch was she feeling alright last night?
She felt great to me.

What do you want me to do while you are gone?
I don't know. Squat down, spin around and pick a bale of cotton.

It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong and I am not a big man.
 
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To answer the original question,...

Chevy Chase movies
Jim Carey movies
Vince Vaughn movies
O Brother where art thou
As Good As It Gets
 
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#83
From Zoolander:

Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!
 
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#85
Daniel Sterns frantic sounds in Home Alone 2 after being hit in the face with a brick.
"Eechie Wawa!" and "Haaaaweeee"
 
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#86
Pretty much everything from Airplane.

Blazing Saddles has a bunch of one liners as well that are classic. "Somebody help that poor man!"

Friday has some classics as well. I've been on a "Bye Felicia" kick lately.

Don't Be A Menace makes me laugh as well. "Do...we...have...a...problem?"
 
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#88
“Sorry folks the parks closed, the moose out front should have told ya.”
NL's Vacation
 
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Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
Angie D'Annunzio: A looper?
Carl Spackler: A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
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Wild Wild West

"Well sir because one of us was trying to catch him, and the other was trying to marry him."
"She's a breast of fresh air."
"Let's just get some shut ass."
"Well I'm going to sleep easy assuming Loveless breaks in and wants to play a game of billards."
 
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#93
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?

Kingpin
 
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#94
"He has no political convictions...He's an American!"

Dale (Gary Busey) in DC Cab
 
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Blazing Saddles
Slim Pickens at the toll booth gate in the desert, "Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shatpot fully of dimes!"

Forrest Gump
Tom Hanks on the docks seeing Lt. Dan for the first time since Nam as his boat crashes into the dock, "That's my boat."

Animal House
Martha Smith (Babs) saying, "Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"
John Belushi saying, "Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the effing Peace Corps."
 
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#96
A lot of lines from Batman and Robin as it's one of the greatest unintentional comedies.
 
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#97
Half-baked:

Thurgood: "We're going to get you out Kenny, but it may take a while. How long do you think you can stay in here?"


Kenny: "I don't know..... 5..... 6:30??"
 
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#99
The beginning of the Big Lebowski where they are dunking "the Dude's" head in the toilet and asking him "Where is the money Lebowski" - they pull him out and he says "It's in there somewhere let me take another look"
 
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