NASCAR bans the confederate flag

[mr.checkerboards]

Just a little CNN satire

*googles highest cliff near me*

 

[Jxn Vol]

No noose is good news

 

[615vols]

lmao. For you all to claim to be not racist yall are working awfully hard to disprove a widely reported FACT.

Hey ktown, how’s that working out? What’s being widely reported now?

 

[mr.checkerboards]

Hey ktown, how’s that working out? What’s being widely reported now?

Im still trying to figure out what FACT was reported

 

[volinbham]

Dave Chappelle's take on Smollet was great - you know he had to be thinking the same thing when he heard this story.

 

[Mick]

I posted one a few back that is similar. earlier today a picture was posted of the one in question.

FBI, NASCAR, and Bubba are calling it a noose just not an intentional racist act against Bubba.

 

[615vols]

Im still trying to figure out what FACT was reported

That’s exactly what I said to ktown earlier. No one knew what was fact yet, which is why an investigation was opened. But people like ktown fall face first into bullsh** like this and jussie all the time because they can’t wait to call someone racist.

 

[Offset Eye]

Maybe it's a coincidence, but it's pretty weird that a noose just happened to be in the garage all along and just happened to fall in the garage of the only black driver right after he called for the Confederate flag to be banned and NASCAR followed suit. The whole thing smells.

You gotta be kidding with this absolute nonsense? Unbelievable.

 

[hjeagle1vol]

The Peoples Champ

 

[volinbham]

FBI, NASCAR, and Bubba are calling it a noose just not an intentional racist act against Bubba.

Bubba apparently didn't see it so I'd question his take on what it was.

Noose implies it had a purpose of hanging or snaring something. I'd bet it does not have a slip knot feature (key to operating as a noose); would be counter to using it as a pull.

 

[Ten_Titans]

Other things besides a head can go through a rope with a loop in it. Welcome to 2020.

This is what happens when the boy scouts stop teaching about knots and start teaching about racial inclusion.

 

[Septic]

Drive a car at almost 200mph for 3 hours in 120 degree heat and get back to us on the athletics

I see you've never driven on i-75 from Orlando to Ft Myers in August.

 

[DC_Vol]

This is what happens when the boy scouts stop teaching about knots and start teaching about racial inclusion.

LOL good point

 

[AirVol]

Reckon Bubba should change his name? Sounds redneck to me. White Bubba’s should be offended.

 

[Mick]

Bubba apparently didn't see it so I'd question his take on what it was.

Noose implies it had a purpose of hanging or snaring something. I'd bet it does not have a slip knot feature (key to operating as a noose); would be counter to using it as a pull.

He just said he saw it during the interview on CNN. I thought you said someone posted a picture of the "noose" "knot" in question?

 

[Rickyvol77]

Apparently that's the purpose of it, but it was still constructed as a noose right?

I'm just saying there's a lot of coincidences going on and I can see how some can be skeptical. Apparently there's video of some sort. NASCAR should show the rope falling and put this to bed.

It’s constructed to make it easier to pull the heavy door

 

[TNVOLNAVY]

Donnie Lemonade just had Bubba on CNN spending most of the time consoling poor Bubba. When little Donnie asked him with a straight face whether he had ever seen nooses in garage areas I almost fell out of my seat laughing.

 

[Boca Vol]

I see you've never driven on i-75 between Orlando to Ft Myers in August.

Obviously neither have you. I-4 between Orlando and Tampa in August averages about 20 MPH because no one knows how to drive. The same holds true when you cross the Manatee River on I-75 headed south until you pass Venice.

 

[volinbham]

He just said he saw it during the interview on CNN. I thought you said someone posted a picture of the "noose" "knot" in question?

yes pictures have been posted - there are knots that look like nooses but that doesn't make them nooses.

why try to perpetuate a racist angle to this story?

 

[Tyler Durden]

No dipsh*t. Garage door pulls are common. It wasn't just his garage. That will be the spin which you will probably buy but it wasn't a racist act.

You're awfully defensive

 

[Doberman]

“The length of time the noose was tolerated is evidence of systematic racism in NASCAR.“ - Stelter

JFC.

 

[Offset Eye]

He just said he saw it during the interview on CNN. I thought you said someone posted a picture of the "noose" "knot" in question?

 

[Tyler Durden]

yes pictures have been posted - there are knots that look like nooses but that doesn't make them nooses.

why try to perpetuate a racist angle to this story?

The FBI literally called it a noose even after saying it was an accident. It's a noose.

 

[Boca Vol]

You're awfully defensive

Of fake BS....you're correct. I am.

 

[Rickyvol77]

FBI, NASCAR, and Bubba are calling it a noose just not an intentional racist act against Bubba.

The FBI stated it was a garage door opener. Which is was