New night shift thread

#3,253
#3,253
I was reading that stupid story "10 reasons why Saban should take the Texas job" The first reason was "Because it is Texas" And said "Even though Alabama isn't exactly Fredo Corleone" "Texas has more Cachet"....What the freakin heck? That has to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard a writer say. How many NCs and SEC champs has Bama won? How many has Texsucks have? Where in the heck do they get that crap?
 
#3,257
#3,257
Escape Goat said:
Haven't seen her recently.
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Kept herself in shape at least
 
#3,265
#3,265
COOKEVOL said:
So true. The bruise is fake too, so you know he REALLY hates it.
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Every time Goat starts griping about fake women parts it reminds me of that Keenen Wayans scene in "I'm gonna get you sucka" where he gets a hot chick home from a bar, and she starts taking off body parts. She ends up with no bewbs or butt, one arm, one leg and one eye. It is hilarious. He runs out the room and the chick is hopping after him. :)
 
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#3,266
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Ulysees E. McGill said:
Every time Goat starts griping about fake women parts it reminds me of that Keenen Wayans scene in "I'm gonna get you sucka" where he gets a hot chick home from a bar, and she starts taking off body parts. She ends up with no bewbs or butt, one arm, one leg and one eye. It is hilarious. He runs out the room and the chick is hopping after him. :)
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Lol
 
#3,267
#3,267
Ulysees E. McGill said:
Every time Goat starts griping about fake women parts it reminds me of that Keenen Wayans scene in "I'm gonna get you sucka" where he gets a hot chick home from a bar, and she starts taking off body parts. She ends up with no bewbs or butt, one arm, one leg and one eye. It is hilarious. He runs out the room and the chick is hopping after him. :)
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We need to start a night shift thread on the Texas boards to keep them moving. I wonder if they have their own goat?
 
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#3,270
COOKEVOL said:
We need to start a night shift thread on the Texas boards to keep them moving. I wonder if they have their own goat?
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I would pay good money to see Goat over there telling them what an overrated and pompous program they are.

Then immediately start commentating on whatever he is watching on television.
 
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Doyle Hargraves said:
I would pay good money to see Goat over there telling them what an overrated and pompous program they are.

Then immediately start commentating on whatever he is watching on television.
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Looks like their ban cannon over on Shaggybevo swings pretty quickly for the most part. Not sure how long Goat would last telling them how much Texas football is irrelevant and they aren't the true UT since they are inherently unoriginal by copying our logos and trademarks and using them.

Otherwise, he'd fit right in lol
 
#3,272
#3,272
And I say unoriginal since those trademark stealing ****s can't even make up their own logo that isn't a cow.

For example:

College Texas Longhorns Hats

But according to Texas fans, that isn't really a Power T. The shape is just slightly different and that's what makes it okay.

Unoriginal *******
 
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Grand Vol said:
And I say unoriginal since those trademark stealing ****s can't even make up their own logo that isn't a cow.

For example:

College Texas Longhorns Hats

But according to Texas fans, that isn't really a Power T. The shape is just slightly different and that's what makes it okay.

Unoriginal *******
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We need to take back our inter-locking UT symbol, and alter it just slightly. Deal with it, Longhorns!!!
 
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I know it is an irrational hate, but after #1 Commodewhores...#2 Crappabama...#3 Gators...#4 Awbarn....Texsucks is firmly entrenched in my top 5 most loathed CFB programs. I absolutely despise them. I really do not understand why everybody acts like them and USC are the greatest things in CFB. All time underachieving, mostly soft and lazy teams. That is what I see.
 
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