Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Charlie Kelly]

Chamberlain fathered 52 children that he never gave a dime to. **** him too!

It was the 70’s man. Wilt was Wilt. Accept him for who he is.

 

[Volzonya]

Iverson can't communicate with his wife without using his hands. **** him as well.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Iverson can't communicate with his wife without using his hands. **** him as well.

“I Just Don’t Think I’ll Ever Get Over You” - The Rocket Summer.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Iverson can't communicate with his wife without using his hands. **** him as well.

Kobe is a good man. Just watch his documentaries. He’s no rapist.

 

[Volzonya]

The NBA is a microcosm of society. We make monsters at a rate that makes bunnies blush. To hell with the entitled minority.

 

[Volzonya]

A perfect circle is about to finally drop a new album. I'm thrilled.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

The NBA is a microcosm of society. We make monsters at a rate that makes bunnies blush. To hell with the entitled minority.

You’re coming dangerously close to offending me. Equality is something I hold very dearly.

 

[Volzonya]

Honest question. Just a beer? Or a shot of Jameson and a beer?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Honest question. Just a beer? Or a shot of Jameson and a beer?

Always a shot and a beer. I don’t drink for my health.

 

[Volzonya]

Lent is over. Which devil sweat are you partaking in?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Lent is over. Which devil sweat are you partaking in?

Lent isn’t over. It’s just Sunday. Work will be hell tomorrow.

And beer and whiskey of course. Maker’s Mark and Left Hand Milk Stout. My vices of choice. Wish I had some marijuana though. My first love.

 

[Volzonya]

You’re coming dangerously close to offending me. Equality is something I hold very dearly.

I admire and enjoy you immensely. Offending you is never an option.

 

[Volzonya]

That's not to say my opinions are free of barbs and grit.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

I admire and enjoy you immensely. Offending you is never an option.

I stand for every race and every culture. I don’t stand for others being patronized. I can’t stand others who think themselves better than anyone else. We are all equal. We all enter into this life the same way and we will all exit it in a similar way. That’s what makes us equal. That the same worms will eat my flesh as the man next to me.

We are lucky to share this world together and we should be glad to have this time we have now. Life is fleeting and worrisome without your touch, meine liebe.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

VZ. Want to listen to a song for me?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

She detests the serpent through rivalry of trade.

 

[apevol]

Of course. We’re on a sports board. And Kobe is one of the 5 best players of all time.

Never been impressed by Ritchie.

top 5 Laker, maybe.

 

[apevol]

since when did Wilt have any kids?

Considering a DNA test would lead to a share of his estate, I'm going with he never had a single kid.

 

[Weezer]

I spent an hour staring at a pine cone once.

Get me some quality herb and I'll spend an hour staring at absolutely nothing while pondering the intricacies of the universe.

 

[apevol]

Get me some quality herb and I'll spend an hour staring at absolutely nothing while pondering the intricacies of the universe.

lets get jerry hooked on drain cleaner

 

[Weezer]

lets get jerry hooked on drain cleaner

Jerry's already suitably crazy. I think we need to get Joe hooked on something other than fishing. Maybe bath salts?

 

[Weezer]

Imagine how entertaining Joe would be on bath salts. Lots of laughs to be had. We might get some great stories of eating a coworkers face.

 

[Weezer]

I am 100% convinced I once solved all the world's problems while high. But then I came down and forgot the answer. I was very disappointed.

 

[Paper_Towel]

I am 100% convinced I once solved all the world's problems while high. But then I came down and forgot the answer. I was very disappointed.

I once saw an entire wall shift over three feet to the right once. I don't know how it got back in-place so quickly after I came back from the restroom.

 

[Leximax]

I once saw an entire wall shift over three feet to the right once. I don't know how it got back in-place so quickly after I came back from the restroom.

That wasn’t pot. Something slightly more psychedelic, I’d say