Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Volzonya]

How's your music bro?

 

[Volzonya]

I've worked my ass off the last 2 weeks. I'm due a blowout. This could be it. 15 grand in renovations to a house built in 2006. My Angel doesn't ask for much but when she does... gawddamit.

 

[Volzonya]

The too and the fro and the ebb and the flow and the flotsam and the jetsam makes a simple man dump the truck where it stops the most bullsh!t.

 

[Volzonya]

Tru Niagen. Do some research. You old f***ers.

 

[Volzonya]

I've had a f***ing song stuck in my mind. In a Big Country. 80s. Listen to it fools.

 

[Volzonya]

I want to **** ape.

 

[apevol]

Ape, why does she scream at me like this?

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[Volzonya]

Guitars like bagpipes.

 

[apevol]

I want to **** ape.

**** off, Im busy

 

[Volzonya]

Lazareto

 

[Volzonya]

I want to **** Charlie.

 

[Volzonya]

Guitars in my nose bass in my ass and drums in my ballz.

 

[Volzonya]

We are connected by love. You stupid f***in bastards.

 

[Volzonya]

I got big Jewish glasses and a velour smoking jacket but I will flat kick your ass in a flash Jack!

 

[Charlie Kelly]

I want to **** Charlie.

Excuse you?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Ugh, stop talking... It makes me aware of your existence.

 

[Volzonya]

Queens of the stone age and Jack White are an hour down the road and I'm not. ****!!!!!!!!!

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Ape, I’m gonna get back to you this week. Really busy last week. My bad, man.

 

[Volzonya]

Testosterone is dangerous.

 

[Volzonya]

Ape? I'm gonna get back to you never... because you're an ***hole.

 

[Volzonya]

Can something footbally happen soon please?

 

[Volzonya]

Hey y'all

 

[Volzonya]

How's yo mamma an dem?

 

[Volzonya]

Skeeters are finally back

 

[Volzonya]

Anybody like 78 Broncos as much as me?