Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Volzonya]

You got a problem with me ape?

 

[Volzonya]

Lane Staley, Kurt Cobain, Chris Cornell, am I that f***ing old? I lost these extremely formative boys way too early! Hell, Henry Rollins is still out there pissing off a family man somewhere!

 

[Volzonya]

Alice in Chains Sap. Listen to it. It's gone.

 

[Volzonya]

I used to be Johnny Depp now I'm Larry King.

 

[VolNExile]

Are we getting the gang back together yet or are we waiting on football season to start?

I truly hope we are, but I’m guessing it won’t be until real football time.

I need more daytime posts to make this place fun again (apologies:hi:to our night owls, but it’s a bit too weird for my tastes, which are reasonably weird for a 63-year-old white lady, but not quite weird enough...) :ermm:

 

[Weezer]

Weezer for president

If elected, do I get to sleep with porn stars?

 

[apevol]

You got a problem with me ape?

I think I have a drinking problem

 

[apevol]

If elected, do I get to sleep with porn stars?

isnt that the whole point?

 

[malinoisvol]

isnt that the whole point?

Be careful what y'all wish for!

 

[Weezer]

Be careful what y'all wish for!

I'm perfectly okay with you being into dudes. I prefer women.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

I think I have a drinking problem

I definitely have a drinking problem.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

If elected, do I get to sleep with porn stars?

Isn’t that a prerequisite now?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

And what do we say about coincidences?

The universe is rarely so lazy.....

 

[apevol]

And what do we say about coincidences?

The universe is rarely so lazy.....

The universe is nothing, if not lazy.

All it does is float around, playing out the script written for it zillions of years ago.

We need a new universe.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

The universe is nothing, if not lazy.

All it does is float around, playing out the script written for it zillions of years ago.

We need a new universe.

You can’t ever prove what you can prove.

Nobody can really have the truth.

But if anybody ever did, we did.

We did.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Do your research.. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

The east wind takes us all in the end.....

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Ape, why does she scream at me like this?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

The roads we walk have demons beneath them.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Heaven may be a fantasy for the credulous and afraid. But I can give you a map reference for hell.

 

[Volzonya]

Dookie ballz

 

[Volzonya]

I'm a low functioning psychopath. What's your address?

 

[Volzonya]

Heaven may be a fantasy for the credulous and afraid. But I can give you a map reference for hell.

I must disagree with your blanket statement about seekers of heaven.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Dave Thomas Junior.. “We Did”.

 

[Volzonya]

Jesus Christ. I can't make you love me.