Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[NorthDallas40]

Once louder passes his last exam and makes partner he’s gonna have hits put out on all of us

 

[AM64]

Chest of drawers.

After the Porky's reference, it could easily be a chest with drawers.

 

[RavinDave]

After the Porky's reference, it could easily be a chest with drawers.

And thanks to VN the Porky jokes I now understand...

 

[Weezer]

Dammit. I need to save him.

@LouderVol I'm omw. Get your best suit. We're heading to the Cheetah Lounge.

If you go to his place, might want to be careful where you sit.

 

[RavinDave]

If you go to his place, might want to be careful where you sit.

@DinkinFlicka
And don't bend over to pick up anything off the floor.

 

[Orangeburst]

I got two love sofas you sommabitches. They are too short for my comfort though

 

[LouderVol]

Paging @LouderVol to the OT thread. Louder to the OT thread, stat.

I think it was a settee. something I said over in the Zone when I was hating on Coasty.

I think it was something along the lines of "I would rather eff your couch than you". which probably got me looking for images of furniture I would rather eff than Coasty.

 

[LouderVol]

@LouderVol
Do you thrust with the grain or against?

all about the cushion. leave the hard members for anyone with a wood fetish.

 

[RavinDave]

all about the cushion. leave the hard members for anyone with a wood fetish.

Reminds me of a line from a Frank Zappa song: the bigger the cushion the better the pushin’...

Who knew he had a furniture fetish?

 

[SumSoonerChick]

all about the cushion. leave the hard members for anyone with a wood fetish.

Did someone say wood fetish I mean... no one likes them soft...

 

[LouderVol]

Reminds me of a line from a Frank Zappa song: the bigger the cushion the better the pushin’...

Who knew he had a furniture fetish?

it was either me wanting to eff a couch more than him; or me making a joke about him being a neophiliac mortician (actually was a mortician) and asking what the difference was between a piece of furniture and a dead body. and the jokes lead to me wanting to eff a couch.

in the Zone you need some way to stand out from all the incest, beastiality, necrophilia.

granted this was years ago before the Zone got cleaned up to where its basically any other forum now.

 

[RavinDave]

it was either me wanting to eff a couch more than him; or me making a joke about him being a neophiliac mortician (actually was a mortician) and asking what the difference was between a piece of furniture and a dead body. and the jokes lead to me wanting to eff a couch.

in the Zone you need some way to stand out from all the incest, beastiality, necrophilia.

granted this was years ago before the Zone got cleaned up to where its basically any other forum now.

So the Zone got toned down, bummer.

 

[joevol33]

@SpaceCoastVol , when did good looking women start becoming pilots?!

 

[Weezer]

Just remember, we're not here to judge other people's sick fetishes, no matter how depraved they may be.

 

[AirVol]

Genius.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I hope that thing never hauled mulch

 

[Grand Vol]

There’s a really good BBQ place not far from the French quarter called The Joint. Laid back spot.

The Joint - New Orleans BBQ - Always Smokin

All you had to say was "joint" and Dink's ears popped up.

 

[Grand Vol]

Agreed.
The OT thread was the best thing to happen to the PF

You're welcome.

It took a while before we could have it.

 

[McDad]

You're welcome.

It took a while before we could have it.

That's right. You were the spark which ignited the OT.
Mods were hesitant because they expected a lot of inappropriateness or somesuch?

 

[NorthDallas40]

Oof. We look horrible right now. Better step it up or we go out in round 1

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

We're only down 16 points ...... relax.

 

[NorthDallas40]

We're only down 16 points ...... relax.

Down 16... to a 12 seed... in the first round. This team chronically under achieves.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Down 16... to a 12 seed... in the first round. This team chronically under achieves.

You're preaching to the choir. I know this already.
We're down 14 at the half. 33-19 Oregon St.

 

[Y9 Vol]

We seem to be displaying the ole...”all we have to do is show up” game plan.

 

[hog88]

Maybe the basketvols will wake up and realize there is no tomorrow. This is the worst I remember seeing them play this season.