Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[marcusluvsvols]

Here Marcus, break up the awkward moment by talking about the last sexual position you found yourself in. I expect no fewer than 2 paragraphs.

 

[volfanhill]

@Grand Vol you watching landman?

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Boom!! We are still no11 in the playoff poll

So if we handle our business we should be fine.

According to this diagram though, if the playoffs started today UGA is the 4th SEC team in and we are the 13th team (1st team left out of the playoffs)

Which is complete BS because OM got beat by 2 UNRANKED teams, AND we have the same record as Bama and beat them head to head which should automatically put us in over Bama in ANY tiebreaker scenario in the history of college sports. When 2 teams have the same record, HEAD TO HEAD is ALWAYS the first tiebreaker. Always. Every time. If we get left out, Danny White and CJH need to be catching big fines for raising Hell and both need to be putting as much pressure publicly on the powers that be as possible.

We need to throttle UTEP too...and beat Vandy. Gotta help ourselves as much as possible, because they are trying to screw us. As usual.

 

[gcbvol]

Boom!! We are still no11 in the playoff poll

So if we handle our business we should be fine.

Number 11, but first team out. Big 12 and G5 auto qualifiers are ranked behind us.

 

[Weezer]

Somewhat funny story about the classic American epic we know as "Airplane!" .

I have seen the movie dozens of times growing up, as I bet many of you have. Know most of the bits in it verbatim, yet still laugh every time.

So...I sit down to watch it with my 13yo daughter for her 1st time. For the first time I can remember, didn't bother to look it up on IMDB and check the parents guide...we ALWAYS do before watching a movie with the kids. It tells you about any nudity, sexual innuendo, which 4 letter words and how many times etc. This determines whether or not a movie gets watched in our household. Not this time though...Airplane is rated PG...and i have seen it dozens of times and nearly know it by memory, right?

Apparently I had only ever seen the movie on network TV...and apparently PG ratings circa 1980 were WAY DIFFERENT than PG in the 2000s. So we start watching it....profanity...ouch, but OK...sexual references throughout including the blowjob in the pilots seat which is apparently cut way shorter on TV too...and BIG BARE TITS about halfway thru the movie, which I had obviously never seen before. LMAO. We laughed and laughed about it...but theres at least 5 mins of that movie not seen on cable TV that is actually in the movie if you stream it. Also, I couldn't believe that a dead-on full frontal shot of some big DD boobs was rated PG back in the 80s. It wasnt a quick glance, or "side boob" or a partial view etc...it was gratuitous BIG knockers bouncing up and down while the airplane is in turbulence. For like 3 seconds lmao. Theres other sexual references, people making out, profanity etc throughout. This was not the same movie that I have watched and laughed at as a kid with my parents and grandparents. It was hilarious. So...fair warning. You probably do NOT want to stream Airplane and watch it with children. Better to wait til next time the safer TV version comes on.

Damn. I'm sorry you've lived this long without ever seeing big bare tits. They're very nice.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Number 11, but first team out. Big 12 and G5 auto qualifiers are ranked behind us.

Yep. Will help us if Indiana gets smoked by 20 or more AT ohio st this weekend...also better for us that Texas beats aTM. Good thing is we dont have to play in SECG. We really need to get our crap together though to make the playoffs. Need 2 good wins in 2 weeks....and you can bet your life that Vandy is gonna throw the ball down the middle of the field vs our LBs and Safeties early and often...and blitz their LBs too because thats exactly what UGA did and they shut us out for the 2nd half and passed for 350 yards. Pavia is a beast...we better be 100% focused or we will drop to 9-3 like about 80% of the fanbase predicted preseason. Albeit in a different manner than anyone saw coming lmao.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Damn. I'm sorry you've lived this long without ever seeing big bare tits. They're very nice.

Sadly, Ive seen all kinds. But if we are being honest, im a small boob kinda guy. Hate fake boobs too. The smaller sets hold up much better over time from what I have seen as well. Womens boobs are like dogs though...theres really no such thing as a bad dog. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? And 1 boob in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. Or something like that.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

BYU lost to ass Kansas AT HOME. This is dumb.