Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[clarksvol00]

I think it’s down to “we’re a good butt chug school”.

I've spent ten years saying, "it's a Pike thing, not a UT thing."

 

[LouderVol]

As well as keeping coaches too long after they show their ceiling.

And giving them extensions for mediocrity.

If we werent giving out the best retirement packages in the biz we couldnt hire a coach.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

 

[AM64]

We'll be back when we have a top 5 women's BB team, a top 10 football team, a world class swimming team, and fans complaining we didn't beat AL every year. Then if no body get's any bright ideas about firing the football coach ...

 

[Weezer]

That Abilene Christian-Texas game was great.

@hog88

You can be happy Texas lost. Of course, it was to another Texas team, but still, the faux UT lost to a 14 seed.

 

[LouderVol]

That Abilene Christian-Texas game was great.

@hog88

You can be happy Texas lost. Of course, it was to another Texas team, but still, the faux UT lost to a 14 seed.

This is the one thing I can say, we werent the biggest upsets so far.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

RavinDave is the old man in the middle with his arms crossed. He swerved to miss the squirrel.

 

[Grand Vol]

I feel like starting a fight this morning.

Is bacon supposed to be:

A: crispy

B: can still be bent in half without breaking

C: I don't eat bacon because I'm a commie

 

[hog88]

I feel like starting a fight this morning.

Is bacon supposed to be:

A: crispy

B: can still be bent in half without breaking

C: I don't eat bacon because I'm a commie

D: medium crispy. Still a little flexible without breaking but doesn’t crumble

 

[NorthDallas40]

This is the one thing I can say, we werent the biggest upsets so far.

Don’t forget 2 seed tOSU losing to Oral Roberts I think? It’s the small silver linings that matter.

 

[LouderVol]

D: medium crispy. Still a little flexible without breaking but doesn’t crumble

This.

 

[McDad]

D: medium crispy. Still a little flexible without breaking but doesn’t crumble

Correct.

 

[clarksvol00]

I feel like starting a fight this morning.

Is bacon supposed to be:

A: crispy

B: can still be bent in half without breaking

C: I don't eat bacon because I'm a commie

Bacon for sandwich: crispy
Bacon for eatin: @hog88 's answer

 

[clarksvol00]

D: medium crispy. Still a little flexible without breaking but doesn’t crumble

Cannibal.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

I feel like starting a fight this morning.

Is bacon supposed to be:

A: crispy

B: can still be bent in half without breaking

C: I don't eat bacon because I'm a commie

Raw

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I feel like starting a fight this morning.

Is bacon supposed to be:

A: crispy

B: can still be bent in half without breaking

C: I don't eat bacon because I'm a commie

Baked in the oven until it barely bends without breaking. If there's any black on it, you ****ed up or have sh*t taste.

Simple syrup on the side.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

I feel like starting a fight this morning.

Is bacon supposed to be:

A: crispy

B: can still be bent in half without breaking

C: I don't eat bacon because I'm a commie

My mom would make bacon that would crumble to dust when you touched it. It was a war crime.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Baked in the oven until it barely bends without breaking. If there's any black on it, you ****ed up or have sh*t taste.

Simple syrup on the side.

You heathen.

 

[clarksvol00]

Baked in the oven until it barely bends without breaking. If there's any black on it, you ****ed up or have sh*t taste.

Simple syrup on the side.

I was using the oven for bacon for awhile then I decided to clean my oven. Back to the frying pan after that.

 

[hog88]

Baked in the oven until it barely bends without breaking. If there's any black on it, you ****ed up or have sh*t taste.

Simple syrup on the side.

Baked or smoked is the only ways to cook bacon.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

You heathen.

I respect the majesty of the pig enough to not burn the damn thing to dust after already killing it.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Baked or smoked is the only ways to cook bacon.

Yeah, blasting it beyond recognition in a skillet is just lazy.

Smoking thick cut chunks of pork belly and wrapping that in baked strips, topping it with sh*tloads of sorghum glaze is the purest flavor on God's green earth.

 

[LouderVol]

Yeah, blasting it beyond recognition in a skillet is just lazy.

Smoking thick cut chunks of pork belly and wrapping that in baked strips, topping it with sh*tloads of sorghum glaze is the purest flavor on God's green earth.

I forget what they call it but the Puerto Ricans do some crazy bacon wrapped meats. My favorite was a bacon wrapped, beef stuffed, chicken with a tangy glaze.

 

[McDad]

I was using the oven for bacon for awhile then I decided to clean my oven. Back to the frying pan after that.

Try not cooking it directly on the oven racks next time.

 

[AM64]

I feel like starting a fight this morning.

Is bacon supposed to be:

A: crispy

B: can still be bent in half without breaking

C: I don't eat bacon because I'm a commie

A & B and best with lettuce and tomato on lightly toasted bread. Mayo is essential, but probably left off by commies.