Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[hog88]

I make white chocolate fudge with ground coffee instead of nuts... it’s freaking amazing!!!

I knew OK was weird but didn't know how bad until now.

 

[VolnJC]

3 Musketeers and 100 Grand ftw. Also, what the hell is a Skor? I've never heard of that.

A life well lived then...its toffee and dark chocolate disaster

 

[Orangeburst]

I make white chocolate fudge with ground coffee instead of nuts... it’s freaking amazing!!!

Sounds like a power bar

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I can smell the diabetes in this thread right now.

 

[hog88]

The same way rhinestones elevate your jeans.

No need to get personal. Bling is my thing.

 

[hog88]

You damn hillbilly.

I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

Some of the things I'm seeing in here re: candy bars is making me consider blacklisting a lot of people.

 

[NurseGoodVol]

I just never answer the phone, problem solved.

. I rarely answer it either

 

[VolnJC]

on a side note...my wife's uncle is a chef and self declared chocolate snob.. he's sends us specialty uppity cocoa with percentages generally with lavender and habanero mixed in...we play games and loser has to eat them

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I knew OK was weird but didn't know how bad until now.

I would say to ask @Grand Vol about it, but apparently he detests all forms of fudge and probably threw my very thoughtful Christmas gift that I slaved over in the trash...

 

[VolStrom]

I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

You probably don't like Irish butter and real maple syrup either. My Irish ancestors are spinning in their graves right now.

 

[hog88]

You probably don't like Irish butter and real maple syrup either. My Irish ancestors are spinning in their graves right now.

Love real maple syrup, Irish Butter is just higher in butterfat than normal butter so I'd be a fan.

 

[VolStrom]

on a side note...my wife's uncle is a chef and self declared chocolate snob.. he's sends us specialty uppity cocoa with percentages generally with lavender and habanero mixed in...we play games and lose has to eat them

Man, I'm sorry. He must live in California.

 

[volfanhill]

Worse than Zero and Marathons?

You sit on a throne of lies.

Never had a Marathon bar. My general life philosophy is to stay away from all things with Marathon in their name. Had a zero once. It was uneventful. I would rather eat candy corn then a Mounds or Almond Joy. And candy corn is the devils candy

 

[DancingOutlaw]

on a side note...my wife's uncle is a chef and self declared chocolate snob.. he's sends us specialty uppity cocoa with percentages generally with lavender and habanero mixed in...we play games and lose has to eat them

My wife got some of those from a woman in our neighborhood. She took one bite and gave me the box. I ate one to try it, it's like if someone mixed pine sol in the chocolate. I hope I'm never rich enough to enjoy something like that.

 

[AM64]

This isn't the first time I've caught flak on here for raisin toast lol.

What's wrong with raisin toast? I don't eat it with a meal like eggs, bacon, etc, but by itself cinnamon raisin toast is just fine. Of, course, I don't pollute breakfast food - even to include waffles - with syrup. Drinks are supposed to be sweet, and real food isn't.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

What's wrong with raisin toast? I don't eat it with a meal like eggs, bacon, etc, but by itself cinnamon raisin toast is just fine. Of, course, I don't pollute breakfast food - even to include waffles - with syrup. Drinks are supposed to be sweet, and real food isn't.

That's it guys, keep it coming. Out yourselves. I'm making a list.

 

[Orangeburst]

Never seen this before. Maybe like the old days where a RB fumbles you gotta carry the FB around campus, you miss the knockdown you gotta lug the tailgate for a week.

 

[AM64]

EOD soldier sets world record running a mile in a 96-pound bomb suit

If you play with bombs, you really should know how to run!

 

[Orangeburst]

Never had a Marathon bar. My general life philosophy is to stay away from all things with Marathon in their name. Had a zero once. It was uneventful. I would rather eat candy corn then a Mounds or Almond Joy. And candy corn is the devils candy

You done it now with McDad

 

[DancingOutlaw]

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Never seen this before. Maybe like the old days where a RB fumbles you gotta carry the FB around campus, you miss the knockdown you gotta lug the tailgate for a week.

I think they're to force the QB to throw over the linemen assuming they're swatting at the ball.

 

[Orangeburst]

I think they're to force the QB to throw over the linemen assuming they're swatting at the ball.

Oh I agree.Throwing windows. Just never seen it before.

 

[DancingOutlaw]

If you defended:
Zero
Caramello
100 Grand
Milky Way

You need Jesus.

If you disparaged:
Almond Joy
Mounds
Snickers
Reese's

You are dead to me.

 

[AM64]

on a side note...my wife's uncle is a chef and self declared chocolate snob.. he's sends us specialty uppity cocoa with percentages generally with lavender and habanero mixed in...we play games and lose has to eat them

Fancy cheffery is like movie critics. If they like something, stay far far away for you sanity's sake ... and for your taste buds.

 

[zeppelin128]

What's wrong with raisin toast? I don't eat it with a meal like eggs, bacon, etc, but by itself cinnamon raisin toast is just fine. Of, course, I don't pollute breakfast food - even to include waffles - with syrup. Drinks are supposed to be sweet, and real food isn't.

Always been a bunch of raisin toast haters up in here. If I want to drunkenly stumble in to Waffle House at 3am and eat raisin toast after doing a line of cocaine with Tim out by the dumpster, that's my business.