Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[zeppelin128]

Arooo!

"Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me; I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

 

[clarksvol00]

"Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me; I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

Spent the last few minutes before I left work looking for Nixon's Head clips on YouTube. I've gotta see if Futurama is streaming on anything I have.

 

[zeppelin128]

Spent the last few minutes before I left work looking for Nixon's Head clips on YouTube. I've gotta see if Futurama is streaming on anything I have.

I watch it on Hulu. One of my favorite animated shows with Rick and Morty and the Venture Brothers (both also on Hulu).

 

[VolnJC]

I watch it on Hulu. One of my favorite animated shows with Rick and Morty and the Venture Brothers (both also on Hulu).

The Rick and Morty real Georgia court case is one of my all time faves

 

[zeppelin128]

The Rick and Morty real Georgia court case is one of my all time faves

I wish I could like this 1000 times. It is hilarious.

 

[LouderVol]

Spent the last few minutes before I left work looking for Nixon's Head clips on YouTube. I've gotta see if Futurama is streaming on anything I have.

Not Streaming but I have it in my library on youtube tv

 

[RavinDave]

Aldi has a sea salt caramel chocolate bar that is next level.

I don't often shop Aldi's but this is enticing.

 

[RavinDave]

Yeah, estimated tax payments for Q1 2021 are still due tomorrow.

IRS reminds taxpayers to make April 15 estimated tax payment | Internal Revenue Service

You had me worried for a minute there. My accountant (she's in KC) had told me my Q1 and Q2 payments could/should be made together in June of this year, and I figured it was more .gov "largesse" for the unwashed who might be out of money due to their lockdowns... so I emailed her this evening, all concerned, and copied her the first part of that message from the IRS.

She clarified as follows... those of us who have been adversely impacted by the Deep Freeze in Texas need not pony up April 15th...

So, instead of sending those SOBs one of my nuts now and the other one in June, I get to send both nuts in June. Thanks IRS.

 

[DC_Vol]

I don't often shop Aldi's but this is enticing.

You can find it elsewhere. It’s very good.

 

[RavinDave]

Thanks DC appreciate you

 

[DC_Vol]

Thanks DC appreciate you

 

[clarksvol00]

I don't often shop Aldi's but this is enticing.

I dont either, locally its on the other side of town, but apparently Aldi is sandbagging us.

Aldi's $17 Whisky Was Just Named the Best in the World

 

[RavinDave]

I dont either, locally its on the other side of town, but apparently Aldi is sandbagging us.

Aldi's $17 Whisky Was Just Named the Best in the World

We have an Aldi’s in Conroe I go by all the time. Have to investigate that claim thoroughly but my money’s on Bulleit for now.

 

[clarksvol00]

We have an Aldi’s in Conroe I go by all the time. Have to investigate that claim thoroughly but my money’s on Bulleit for now.

I've looked into this and I'm pretty sure they don't send the scotch to the US. Grocery stores here can't sell liquor so I can't personally verify that.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

We have an Aldi’s in Conroe I go by all the time. Have to investigate that claim thoroughly but my money’s on Bulleit for now.

Blasphemy, Dave. Blasphemy.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Best non allocated whisky under 200 bucks is going to Springbank 15 year. It's a Campbeltown masterpiece.

 

[RavinDave]

Blasphemy, Dave. Blasphemy.

I know. But I can’t compete with your palate.

 

[RavinDave]

I've looked into this and I'm pretty sure they don't send the scotch to the US. Grocery stores here can't sell liquor so I can't personally verify that.

Well that’s too bad!

 

[clarksvol00]

Well that’s too bad!

I feel we're being screwed.

 

[VolnJC]

We have an Aldi’s in Conroe I go by all the time. Have to investigate that claim thoroughly but my money’s on Bulleit for now.

We don't have one here wish we did...went to the one in TN often...in my experience though..I would find something I really liked and they wouldn't have it next time I went

 

[DC_Vol]

I feel we're being screwed.

Check Toddy’s.

 

[RavinDave]

I feel we're being screwed.

We surely are, though Aldi may not be to blame.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I know. But I can’t compete with your palate.

Honestly, it's pretty beat to sh*t these days. I drink once a week now and it's usually just beer.

 

[RavinDave]

You can find it elsewhere. It’s very good.

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I just bought a couple those bars off Jeff Bezos.

 

[RavinDave]

Honestly, it's pretty beat to sh*t these days. I drink once a week now and it's usually just beer.

They say moderation is the best policy but I think it’s overrated.