Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Orangeslice13]

Alright boys and girl, let's play a game: are you smarter than the contractor on LouderVols project. @marcusluvsvols @Orangeslice13

How does a handicap person access the upper floors of a building?

This is not a trick question.

Catapult

Edit: should have said trebuchet

 

[Orangeslice13]

elevator was the right answer.

I call bull ****

 

[Orangeslice13]

Boooooooo

2nd

 

[McDad]

Since Louder's answer was lame, I propose we continue to offer methods to get a handicap person on higher floors.
How about magic legs?

 

[LouderVol]

That's boring af.

We had much better answers

I agree. I liked @hog88 gifs. Those are how I felt like I should have responded to the contractor. but I had to be professional.

 

[McDad]

Drop them from above their desired floor.

 

[McDad]

Tow straps

 

[LouderVol]

Drop them from above their desired floor.
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my coworkers suggested industrial drones to drop them off on their balcony

 

[Orangeburst]

Tow straps
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It is always about forklifts. Dave knew.

 

[McDad]

Urban Sherpas?

 

[McDad]

Mobile infantry wheelchair

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Since Louder's answer was lame, I propose we continue to offer methods to get a handicap person on higher floors.
How about magic legs?
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A woodchipper with the discharge pointed towards the upper floors??

 

[Orangeburst]

A woodchipper with the discharge pointed towards the upper floors??

 

[McDad]

A woodchipper with the discharge pointed towards the upper floors??

Those people would definitely be handicapped once they arrived on the floor.

 

[Weezer]

Jetpacks.

 

[McDad]

my coworkers suggested industrial drones to drop them off on their balcony

I got the answer.

Segways. But they must segway joust to show themselves worthy of the higher floors.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Those people would definitely be handicapped once they arrived on the floor.

Actually they wouldn't be handicapped anymore.

 

[McDad]

Handicapped athletes (notice the team) helping handicapped people?

 

[Weezer]

Ramps instead of stairs. This could work.

 

[RavinDave]

Alright boys and girl, let's play a game: are you smarter than the contractor on LouderVols project. @marcusluvsvols @Orangeslice13

How does a handicap person access the upper floors of a building?

This is not a trick question.

Duh! A forklift of course!

 

[RavinDave]

It is always about forklifts. Dave knew.

Dang man, I should have known you’d beaten me to it.

 

[Orangeburst]

Dang man, I should have known you’d beaten me to it.

 

[McDad]

Lmao

 

[SumSoonerChick]

I actually prefer Black Rifle Coffee. Lucky for me, they just opened a new franchise right down the street from my evening classes...

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Hmmm...You seem too eager to make it happen.

Maybe it would be the first time a woman has laid hands on him in awhile...