Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

That little boy looks like "Chucky"coming in to blow out the candle.

 

[Y9 Vol]

Easy Peasy

 

[Weezer]

Maybe it would be the first time a woman has laid hands on him in awhile...

Well if he doesn't allow you to slap him around...my safe word is saffron.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Big day for me. I got the best job offer I've ever received.

Without saying too much to divulge personal info for the Knoxvillians on the board, there's a large development happening downtown in the next few months in which I will be directing the beverage program. If I don't **** it up, it could lead to a regional coordinating position as the company itself is undergoing rapid post covid expansion.

No @volfanhill it's still not a corporate position

... yet.

 

[AM64]

elevator was the right answer.

After all the fanfare. The real question should have been. How do you get a handicapped person down from an upper floor in the event of fire when the elevators are inoperable?

 

[Weezer]

Big day for me. I got the best job offer I've ever received.

Without saying too much to divulge personal info for the Knoxvillians on the board, there's a large development happening downtown in the next few months in which I will be directing the beverage program. If I don't **** it up, it could lead to a regional coordinating position as the company itself is undergoing rapid post covid expansion.

No @volfanhill it's still not a corporate position

... yet.

Good luck.

 

[Weezer]

After all the fanfare. The real question should have been. How do you get a handicapped person down from an upper floor in the event of fire when the elevators are inoperable?

Duh. You throw them out the window.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Well if he doesn't allow you to slap him around...my safe word is saffron.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

 

[Grand Vol]

I actually prefer Black Rifle Coffee. Lucky for me, they just opened a new franchise right down the street from my evening classes...

Oh?

 

[Grand Vol]

Big day for me. I got the best job offer I've ever received.

Without saying too much to divulge personal info for the Knoxvillians on the board, there's a large development happening downtown in the next few months in which I will be directing the beverage program. If I don't **** it up, it could lead to a regional coordinating position as the company itself is undergoing rapid post covid expansion.

No @volfanhill it's still not a corporate position

... yet.

Don't **** it up.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Oh?

Yes, just down the street from the office... on 19th of course.

 

[Grand Vol]

Yes, just down the street from the office... on 19th of course.

Oh...

I may have to pay them a visit. Unless, of course, one of my awesome employees decided to bring her boss some of the AK blend.

 

[McDad]

Don't **** it up.

This is how men encourage other men. This is the only proper reply, tbh.

 

[Grand Vol]

This is how men encourage other men. This is the only proper reply, tbh.

Also the only way of getting through to Dink.

 

[hog88]

Oh...

I may have to pay them a visit. Unless, of course, one of my awesome employees decided to bring her boss some of the AK blend.

You have awesome employees?

Wife was bitching about staffing problems at the OKC properties they just purchased. Said the labor pool there was worse than it here in middle TN when it comes to being lazy.

 

[Grand Vol]

You have awesome employees?

Wife was bitching about staffing problems at the OKC properties they just purchased. Said the labor pool there was worse than it here in middle TN when it comes to being lazy.

One or two.

 

[McDad]

Also the only way of getting through to Dink.

We used to use a 2x4 and those were effective. Too expensive nowadays, though.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Oh...

I may have to pay them a visit. Unless, of course, one of my awesome employees decided to bring her boss some of the AK blend.

I would... but I’d hate to give anyone the wrong idea...

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Also the only way of getting through to Dink.

Is that you, dad?!

 

[AM64]

Don't **** it up.

Don't dink it up?

 

[Grand Vol]

Is that you, dad?!

If I was your father, you would have mysteriously drowned as a child...

 

[DinkinFlicka]

If I was your father, you would have mysteriously drowned as a child...

It didn't work in this lifetime. Won't work in that one either.

 

[Grand Vol]

I would... but I’d hate to give anyone the wrong idea...

So, I guess you can't use my Keurig in Tulsa.

 

[SumSoonerChick]

So, I guess you can't use my Keurig in Tulsa.

I’m perfectly capable of satisfying my own needs when necessary...