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My least favorite part of chocolate chip cookies....is the chocolate chips. The cookie part rocks man. I eat em all the time too...the brown sugar, plain cookie taste..soft and chewy of course (those hard Chips Ahoy kind of cookies are for Communists and weirdos) with just a hint of salt...its where good times are man. Gonna try to make some i think, without the Chips. Bet they rock...Subway white chip macadamias are my jam though. Also the newer ones that are raspberry or something. They rock too...

Edit: cookies and ice cream are my kryptonite....havent been hitting the gym like i should, no test for about a year...i have probably a half pound of fat in my abdomen for the 1st time ever. Im a puss man. After i turned 40, like my Dad, i gained the awesome(not) ability to carry bodyfat for the 1st time. Only on my stomach, and just a little, but it drives me insane. It is made of pure sugar and high fructose corn syrup from Mtn Dews...gotta get in the gym. Pretty sure i have posted this here before...but when your blood sugar is high from sweets, sodas etc...your liver metabolizes the sugar straight into body fat and stores it. Its like a cheat code to fat. Bypasses normal digestive processes etc....these drinks and processed corn syrup in sweets are the reason obesity is an epidemic. It isnt meat...or even pizza, burgers and fries. Its extremely calorie dense corn syrup that your body can instantly turn into fat cells.

That food pyramid was BS
 
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It's the way the shift is played that has screwed everything up. It clearly smart but has changed the game for the worse
There are new shift rules coming next season though. We'll see how that works.

If some players would learn to hit the ball to the opposite field more then the opposing infield wouldn't be shifting as much. Joey Gallo being the perfect example the past 5 to 6 years.
 
My least favorite part of chocolate chip cookies....is the chocolate chips. The cookie part rocks man. I eat em all the time too...the brown sugar, plain cookie taste..soft and chewy of course (those hard Chips Ahoy kind of cookies are for Communists and weirdos) with just a hint of salt...its where good times are man. Gonna try to make some i think, without the Chips. Bet they rock...Subway white chip macadamias are my jam though. Also the newer ones that are raspberry or something. They rock too...

Edit: cookies and ice cream are my kryptonite....havent been hitting the gym like i should, no test for about a year...i have probably a half pound of fat in my abdomen for the 1st time ever. Im a puss man. After i turned 40, like my Dad, i gained the awesome(not) ability to carry bodyfat for the 1st time. Only on my stomach, and just a little, but it drives me insane. It is made of pure sugar and high fructose corn syrup from Mtn Dews...gotta get in the gym. Pretty sure i have posted this here before...but when your blood sugar is high from sweets, sodas etc...your liver metabolizes the sugar straight into body fat and stores it. Its like a cheat code to fat. Bypasses normal digestive processes etc....these drinks and processed corn syrup in sweets are the reason obesity is an epidemic. It isnt meat...or even pizza, burgers and fries. Its extremely calorie dense corn syrup that your body can instantly turn into fat cells.

That food pyramid was BS
corn is the catalyst to the collapse of western civilization
 
My least favorite part of chocolate chip cookies....is the chocolate chips. The cookie part rocks man. I eat em all the time too...the brown sugar, plain cookie taste..soft and chewy of course (those hard Chips Ahoy kind of cookies are for Communists and weirdos) with just a hint of salt...its where good times are man. Gonna try to make some i think, without the Chips. Bet they rock...Subway white chip macadamias are my jam though. Also the newer ones that are raspberry or something. They rock too...

Edit: cookies and ice cream are my kryptonite....havent been hitting the gym like i should, no test for about a year...i have probably a half pound of fat in my abdomen for the 1st time ever. Im a puss man. After i turned 40, like my Dad, i gained the awesome(not) ability to carry bodyfat for the 1st time. Only on my stomach, and just a little, but it drives me insane. It is made of pure sugar and high fructose corn syrup from Mtn Dews...gotta get in the gym. Pretty sure i have posted this here before...but when your blood sugar is high from sweets, sodas etc...your liver metabolizes the sugar straight into body fat and stores it. Its like a cheat code to fat. Bypasses normal digestive processes etc....these drinks and processed corn syrup in sweets are the reason obesity is an epidemic. It isnt meat...or even pizza, burgers and fries. Its extremely calorie dense corn syrup that your body can instantly turn into fat cells.

That food pyramid was BS
I bet you would the crap out of my chocolate chip cookie. I keep it gooey, and the chips are the same consistency. Making some this weekend to take to a game watching party.
 
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My least favorite part of chocolate chip cookies....is the chocolate chips. The cookie part rocks man. I eat em all the time too...the brown sugar, plain cookie taste..soft and chewy of course (those hard Chips Ahoy kind of cookies are for Communists and weirdos) with just a hint of salt...its where good times are man. Gonna try to make some i think, without the Chips. Bet they rock...Subway white chip macadamias are my jam though. Also the newer ones that are raspberry or something. They rock too...

Edit: cookies and ice cream are my kryptonite....havent been hitting the gym like i should, no test for about a year...i have probably a half pound of fat in my abdomen for the 1st time ever. Im a puss man. After i turned 40, like my Dad, i gained the awesome(not) ability to carry bodyfat for the 1st time. Only on my stomach, and just a little, but it drives me insane. It is made of pure sugar and high fructose corn syrup from Mtn Dews...gotta get in the gym. Pretty sure i have posted this here before...but when your blood sugar is high from sweets, sodas etc...your liver metabolizes the sugar straight into body fat and stores it. Its like a cheat code to fat. Bypasses normal digestive processes etc....these drinks and processed corn syrup in sweets are the reason obesity is an epidemic. It isnt meat...or even pizza, burgers and fries. Its extremely calorie dense corn syrup that your body can instantly turn into fat cells.

That food pyramid was BS
I bet I consume maybe 12 sodas per year..always fast food orders..I drink a crap load of flavored water though
 
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WTF is wrong with you???? What is your tongue made of, steel? Oatmeal cookies, a glass of milk and I'm in heaven.
ETA: Now if you're one of those weirdo's that puts raisins in your cookies, go straight to the back of the line. You probably like Fig Newtons.
 
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WTF is wrong with you???? What is your tongue made of, steel? Oatmeal cookies, a glass of milk and I'm in heaven.
ETA: Now if you're one of those weirdo's that puts raisins in your cookies, go straight to the back of the line. You probably like Fig Newtons.
I can't help it that your taste buds lost their sensitivity to good food back when you were a middle aged man during the civil war.
 

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