We were in the red zone 4 times in the first half and got one td. We tried to convert 4th and 3 inches by having our players run 15 years along the line of scrimmage. We had an illegal substitution penalty to end the first half on a made field goal....
I re-direct you to last year and two players with same jersey numbers on the field at the same time. Or countless times in the last two years we've had to call timeouts as the play clock ran down after TV timeouts.
Heck, we might be able to fire him for cause, though we'd be sued for discriminating against his obvious mental disability.