Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

I meant as pork on the grille
If you're hungry for a chunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddie hog here cuz he is a treat!
If ya wanna dine
on a tasty swine,
all you gotta do is get in line.

Are ya achin'?

Yup Yup Yup

For some bacon?

Yup Yup Yup

He's a big pig, You can be a big pig too! Oy!
 
speaking of your life, when your homeless in a few months, you should see how many government bennies you can score.

That has crossed my mind. BUT (and I don’t know if you have ever built a house) we had our first argument about it and no ground has been broken. I told her screw this, if we’re fussing about crap now just call the whole damn thing off. I can’t deal with a 1000 “what ifs”.
 
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If you're hungry for a chunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddie hog here cuz he is a treat!
Af ya wanna dine
on a tasty swine,
all you gotta do is get in line.

Are ya achin'?

Yup Yup Yup

For some bacon?

Yup Yup Yup

He's a big pig, You can be a big pig too! Oy!
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If you're hungry for a chunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddie hog here cuz he is a treat!
Af ya wanna dine
on a tasty swine,
all you gotta do is get in line.

Are ya achin'?

Yup Yup Yup

For some bacon?

Yup Yup Yup

He's a big pig, You can be a big pig too! Oy!

We’re buddies? Awwwww.
 
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That has crossed my mind. BUT (and I don’t know if you have ever built a house) we had our first argument about it and no ground has been broken. I told her screw this, if we’re fussing about crap now just call the whole damn thing off. I can’t deal with a 1000 “what ifs”.

that's really surprising.
 
That has crossed my mind. BUT (and I don’t know if you have ever built a house) we had our first argument about it and no ground has been broken. I told her screw this, if we’re fussing about crap now just call the whole damn thing off. I can’t deal with a 1000 “what ifs”.
By the way, which pig are you? Building your house out of straw, sticks, or bricks?
 
Hog's been married too long to expect a housebuild with his wife to be rainbows and Roses
I’ve built two. One right after we met that was basically a tract home. Nice but not a lot of choices. One after 25 years that was fully custom. The latter was a nightmare. Just too many damn things to detail.
 
I’ve built two. One right after we met that was basically a tract home. Nice but not a lot of choices. One after 25 years that was fully custom. The latter was a nightmare. Just too many damn things to detail.

The argument tonight started over a pool.

Me “yes, we’ll build a pool but its going to be smaller than what we have now”
Her “oh so its just going to big enough for you and me”

We have a 20’ x 40’ pool right now and maybe at most 15 people at one time have been in it.
 

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