Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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#80,659
Grand Vol said:
Galveston Carnival Dream. 8 days Eastern Caribbean.

True Booze Cruise. Come hang out with SSC and me.
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All depends on the house and when it gets done. We had a Celebrity 7 night southern Carribean booked leaving the Saturday after Christmas this year, hated to cancel that.
 
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hog88 said:
All depends on the house and when it gets done. We had a Celebrity 7 night southern Carribean booked leaving the Saturday after Christmas this year, hated to cancel that.
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Oh, Celebrity...

High falutin type sticking your pinky out while sipping on your afternoon tea and playing shuffleboard.
 
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Orangeburst said:
I caught 3 squirrels this spring as they were tearing the porch screen...hauled their ass to Apison and let em go..peed in my cage and trunk..when I opened the cage, boy they can run..lol. Sorry Peanut.

That said only about 100 to go.
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Those little bastard treerats used to chew holes in my soffit, take up residence, then run laps around my house making loud noise usually right at sunrise. Even on weekends at 615AM. After a few years of cleaning out all their nest and repairing my soffit, i put an end to it.

I got a box of rat poison pellets from Lowes and a big jar of chunky peanut butter. Mixed them together, and used a tablespoon to leave a dollop on top of my shed, up in a couple trees, on top of the breaker box outside that they climbed on to get into my soffit etc. I was careful not to put it anywhere that a child or dog could get to it. Pretty sure i killed every Squirrel in the neighborhood. I have no regrets. Much more effective than killing them 1 at a time with a pellet rifle. Peanut butter is like irresistible crack to animals. Works much, much better than cheese in a mousetrap also. Small animals are powerless against peanut butter.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Oh, Celebrity...

High falutin type sticking your pinky out while sipping on your afternoon tea and playing shuffleboard.
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Nailed it! Plus way fewer ankle biters and poor people causing problems....

It's been 6-7 years since we've been on a Carnival but I think their food was better than the Celebrity we went on. In everything else except for the shows Celebrity crushes them.
 
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Grand Vol said:
In contrast, the Pac-12 fans were always first rate. Never had a single problem out of Washington, Oregon or USCw.

UW and UO are two teams that really travel well and are good hosts. I expect our series with Washington to be very well received just like it was with Oregon.
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That was YOUR experience. In Oregon, Cal AND UCLA we were treated like ****. Oregon was good pregame, but after that they were complete asshats
 
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Vol knight said:
As much as there are times that I wish I could live on the beach in Florida, there is nothing like the mountains of East TN.
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Been to about 35 states. East Tennessee is the best of the best. Home. I havent lived there full time in 30 years. Its still home. Always will be.
 
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So, I don't know what is gonna happen tomorrow, but after reading through this thread today I want to make an offer:

Ever since having the ole radiation treatment in the nether regions, a little regular relief is never far away.

I am willing to pee on all y'alls athlete's foot, plantars warts, Madonna toes, hurt feelings, rose bushes or mail-in ballots.

First come, first served. But don't worry, even if you are at the back of the line, you won't have to wait too long for your turn. I will waive my usual and customary fees. You are welcome.
 
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Ritzwatch said:
So, I don't know what is gonna happen tomorrow, but after reading through this thread today I want to make an offer:

Ever since having the ole radiation treatment in the nether regions, a little regular relief is never far away.

I am willing to pee on all y'alls athlete's foot, plantars warts, Madonna toes, hurt feelings, rose bushes or mail-in ballots.

First come, first served. But don't worry, even if you are at the back of the line, you won't have to wait too long for your turn. I will waive my usual and customary fees. You are welcome.
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In this day and age, you are missing out on a mint.
 
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RockyTop85 said:
In this day and age, you are missing out on a mint.
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No sooner did I submit that post than I started getting texts from some outfit in Russia asking if I was willing to pee on public officials. 🤷‍♀️

Don't you worry, RT85, I will keep you near the front of the line. I still won't charge, but you are gonna have to sign an ironclad waiver.
 
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Ritzwatch said:
No sooner did I submit that post than I started getting texts from some outfit in Russia asking if I was willing to pee on public officials. 🤷‍♀️

Don't you worry, RT85, I will keep you near the front of the line. I still won't charge, but you are gonna have to sign an ironclad waiver.
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There are people out there getting paid for pictures of their feet without anybody peeing on them. I bet you can charge triple.

Plus find some microbrewery on its way out and you can start a canning operation and leverage an MLM marketing campaign of your medicinal urinary products on the instagrams.
 
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Ritzwatch said:
So, I don't know what is gonna happen tomorrow, but after reading through this thread today I want to make an offer:

Ever since having the ole radiation treatment in the nether regions, a little regular relief is never far away.

I am willing to pee on all y'alls athlete's foot, plantars warts, Madonna toes, hurt feelings, rose bushes or mail-in ballots.

First come, first served. But don't worry, even if you are at the back of the line, you won't have to wait too long for your turn. I will waive my usual and customary fees. You are welcome.
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Circling back to an earlier reference:

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