Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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So, I don't know what is gonna happen tomorrow, but after reading through this thread today I want to make an offer:

Ever since having the ole radiation treatment in the nether regions, a little regular relief is never far away.

I am willing to pee on all y'alls athlete's foot, plantars warts, Madonna toes, hurt feelings, rose bushes or mail-in ballots.

First come, first served. But don't worry, even if you are at the back of the line, you won't have to wait too long for your turn. I will waive my usual and customary fees. You are welcome.
 
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Ritzwatch said:
So, I don't know what is gonna happen tomorrow, but after reading through this thread today I want to make an offer:

Ever since having the ole radiation treatment in the nether regions, a little regular relief is never far away.

I am willing to pee on all y'alls athlete's foot, plantars warts, Madonna toes, hurt feelings, rose bushes or mail-in ballots.

First come, first served. But don't worry, even if you are at the back of the line, you won't have to wait too long for your turn. I will waive my usual and customary fees. You are welcome.
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In this day and age, you are missing out on a mint.
 
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RockyTop85 said:
In this day and age, you are missing out on a mint.
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No sooner did I submit that post than I started getting texts from some outfit in Russia asking if I was willing to pee on public officials. 🤷‍♀️

Don't you worry, RT85, I will keep you near the front of the line. I still won't charge, but you are gonna have to sign an ironclad waiver.
 
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Ritzwatch said:
No sooner did I submit that post than I started getting texts from some outfit in Russia asking if I was willing to pee on public officials. 🤷‍♀️

Don't you worry, RT85, I will keep you near the front of the line. I still won't charge, but you are gonna have to sign an ironclad waiver.
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There are people out there getting paid for pictures of their feet without anybody peeing on them. I bet you can charge triple.

Plus find some microbrewery on its way out and you can start a canning operation and leverage an MLM marketing campaign of your medicinal urinary products on the instagrams.
 
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Ritzwatch said:
So, I don't know what is gonna happen tomorrow, but after reading through this thread today I want to make an offer:

Ever since having the ole radiation treatment in the nether regions, a little regular relief is never far away.

I am willing to pee on all y'alls athlete's foot, plantars warts, Madonna toes, hurt feelings, rose bushes or mail-in ballots.

First come, first served. But don't worry, even if you are at the back of the line, you won't have to wait too long for your turn. I will waive my usual and customary fees. You are welcome.
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Circling back to an earlier reference:

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This is a big deal. Dont let the 3* fool you. We have wanted this kid for a long time. Exactly the same size as Sampson was as a HS senior. Similar attributes too, but probably not quite as fast right now...Sampson wasnt either though. UT nutrition, SnC makes a big difference. Wiltfong is VERY rarely wrong. Currently committed to USC trojans but they keep losing...instate kid too.
 
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