Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Vol423]

That was a horse **** call on no targeting.

 

[RavinDave]

That was a horse **** call on no targeting.

A gift to the fake UT

 

[marcusluvsvols]

That was a horse **** call on no targeting.

Total BS. Refs trying to give texas this game. Skattebo looks like Christian McCaffrey...that dude is amazing. Wow.

Also..please don't mention any events from earlier today. We arent supposed to discuss those and I didnt know. Freak is the man though. All I will say about that.

 

[Vol423]

I've nickamed Texas' place kicker Eight is Enough.


Separated at birth.

 

[Ritzwatch]

Last day of EL season. Still no luck.

I swear I would have better success if I’d drawn a Sasquatch tag this year.

 

[NorthDallas40]

That was a helluva catch by that OSU receiver.

 

[LouderVol]

Jeez

 

[LouderVol]

Can I say it? We looked better against OSU. Which really isn't saying anything at all.

 

[LouderVol]

Maybe we didn't look better. But this is just ugly

 

[StarRaider]

Maybe we didn't look better. But this is just ugly

well at least we looked like crap on the road

 

[StarRaider]

is it just me or are herbstreet and the Tennessee hater guy talking about the Vols more than the ducks?

 

[RavinDave]

Oregon Ducks look more like decoys

 

[VOLS INC.]

 

[StarRaider]

This not an uncommon manner of speech in the rural South, particularly for older Southerners. Heard similies like this used all my life and a few times with serious and even deadly earnestness. From accounts I was told, when my grandfather said "I'll beat you 'til you piss like a yellow cat" to another man, it was not a comedy routine.

Now that you have pointed it out, it makes me wonder if this style of speech is disappearing.

drive it like you stole it

 

[StarRaider]

Dang, hilarious. When I go to return Christmas presents I know who to go to when I need to find the receipts!

can we negotiate over some fine bourbon or Tennessee Lincoln County whiskey... I am in!

 

[RavinDave]

drive it like you stole it

Chase them like they stole my dog

 

[GroverCleveland]

Chase them like they stole my dog

Happy as a dead hog in the sunshine.

 

[StarRaider]

Happy as a dead hog in the sunshine.

Happy as a coon hound with one up the tree

 

[GroverCleveland]

Happy as a coon hound with one up the tree

That is a new one for me.

 

[StarRaider]

That is a new one for me.

need to invite you up to the Hiwassee Coon Hunters meeting bro... its life changing!

edit for the modnazzis... a coon is a term for a racoon that are legally hunted within TWRA guidelines

 

[GroverCleveland]

need to invite you up to the Hiwassee Coon Hunters meeting bro... its life changing!

I am up for it. Went coon hunting in my younger years.

 

[GroverCleveland]

need to invite you up to the Hiwassee Coon Hunters meeting bro... its life changing!

edit for the modnazzis... a coon is a term for a racoon that are legally hunted within TWRA guidelines

I cannot be far. I live in Charleston.

 

[StarRaider]

I cannot be far. I live in Charleston.

oh you are in the Heartland

 

[GroverCleveland]

oh you are in the Heartland

Let me know when and where.

 

[StarRaider]

Let me know when and where.

if you ever attended a Dick Cheney gun safety course... that is disqualifing