Official Jon Gruden Thread II (merged)

['Boro-vol]

Ok, whats the word, i hard to charge phone cause ive been on here all day, so.what have i missed.. this is giving me an ulcer by the way..

We hired Lou Holtz.

 

[DC Vol]

Ok, whats the word, i hard to charge phone cause ive been on here all day, so.what have i missed.. this is giving me an ulcer by the way..

One insider says UT and Gruden are in contract negotiations.

Another insider says the boosters are saying "not so fast my friend".

Other fans are hoping that Dooley stays.

 

[Godfatha]

If the money is being put up by Haslam, Thornton, etc. why would the other boosters be against? It's not like this is Fulmer where it is a Tennessee guy and has had success.

 

[SergeantVol]

According to Dave Chappelle she got dickholes in her underwear.

 

[SaluteToTheHill]

Whaaaat? I live less than 5 minutes from Blackman. Small world.

We must be neighbors then.

 

[JayVols]

If you have a thread called "Breaking News: Jon Gruden signs a 6 year 31.5 million dollar contract" and then inside the thread is just a bunch of wankers posting nonsense wishing they were important and trustworthy you might feel a little let down.

I was hoping to find VolNation to be a credible source of actual insider information.

Instead its just more people wishing and hoping.

Which I guess if you have idle time is fine, but I need real insider news.

I'll need to find another UT blog.

Sorry for wasting your time.

Wankers? You a Brit? If so:

Why so brassed off? I suggest you scratten your goolies, remove that crusty dragon, get stuffed, and Bob's your uncle....ole chap.

 

['Boro-vol]

Just a question. Sucks we dont have PM anymore.

Yeah it does suck. I'll hit you up shortly.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

We hired Lou Holtz.

Succkerinn Succkasttschhhh

 

[Coastypop]

We hired Lou Holtz.

crap........Granny Clampet coming to Knoxville.

 

[thebjd]

One insider says UT and Gruden are in contract negotiations.

Another insider says the boosters are saying "not so fast my friend".

Other fans are hoping that Dooley stays.

Who is saying this?

 

[LittleDTO]

Lame duck situations. That is when the blame game brings out all the dirty laundry....the Pennington article, heated verbal exchanges....

Remember how petulant Fulmer got when he started parading Vicky around?

They are trying to do too many things at once, and nobody can pen the exact end of the script. I think it can honestly happen any minute now.

Yes

 

[SaluteToTheHill]

Yeah it does suck. I'll hit you up shortly.

Thank you sir.

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

According to Dave Chappelle she got dickholes in her underwear.

hmy:

 

[aredfox28]

We hired Lou Holtz.

Oh god, please dont say that. Ill drive down and kick harts ass myself..

 

[Godfatha]

Hart gave his word to Dooley and the assts. Too much pressure is making that word waiver. AD's, nor coaches, like to be around in situations like that.

Understand. Thank you, sir.

 

[Spartacavolus]

Yep

Need to turn the lights out ASAP.

Imo, if the staff was the same as last year, the lights would be turned off.

 

[JayVols]

You British or a triple wide resident?

Great minds, ho. Great minds.

 

[DC Vol]

Hart gave his word to Dooley and the assts. Too much pressure is making that word waiver. AD's, nor coaches, like to be around in situations like that.

IIRC you're still firmly in the "give Dooley more time even though he can't beat anyone worth anything" corner, right?

And what was Hart's word to the assistants, exactly?

If boosters let Dooley stay because of a Bama assistant that never should have been hired to begin with I'm losing my mind.

 

[TOP]

According to Dave Chappelle she got dickholes in her underwear.

hmy:

Hahahaha

 

[pattiycake]

Oh god, please dont say that. Ill drive down and kick harts ass myself..

You would have to get into a very long line.

 

[Lexvol]

Imo, if the staff was the same as last year, the lights would be turned off.

It doesn't take a detective to figure out that Sunseri's contract is at issue then.

 

[BJWeeks]

Lame duck situations. That is when the blame game brings out all the dirty laundry....the Pennington article, heated verbal exchanges....

Remember how petulant Fulmer got when he started parading Vicky around?

They are trying to do too many things at once, and nobody can pen the exact end of the script. I think it can honestly happen any minute now.

Are things moving forward with a thumbs up or down?

 

[JayVols]

Here you go!

Very good work.

 

[TOP]

It doesn't take a detective to figure out that Sunseri's contract is at issue then.

My issue is that he's getting paid for the defense he puts out on the field.

They should pay us to watch that.

 

[BeecherVol]

Imo, if the staff was the same as last year, the lights would be turned off.

Probably true.

At this point Im not sure it matters.