Official Jon Gruden Thread IX

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JayVols said:
I've been on that too. Good stuff. Doesn't really make you feel better, you just don't care as much.
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Yeah it's funny and ironic. I'm a drug rep, and market the drug I have just now tried since I started marketing it over a year ago. Nothing cures the cough and cold, you can only mask the symptoms. Hydrocodone is a great start. Glad I finally got a taste of my own medicine lol
 
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1world1love said:
Sorry Coasty. I am not Jay, but Dooley was not under contract for 3 months after he started working.

All that they had in place was an MOU. My understanding is that they took care of all of the posting requirements between his announcement and when he actually got a signed contract.

During that time he was essentially a temp employee by human resources standards, or an independent contractor.
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I think that's how I remember it also.
 
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Coastypop said:
I know Jay... As you know I am 100% Gruden but

SBV said the job had to be open 10 days or so before we can hire a new coach.... Kiffin left on 12...Dooley hired on the 15th

If what SBV said is right...my real question is how did we do that?
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My understanding is that he worked under an MOU until he signed a formal contract. Honestly, I don't know exactly. I don't want to give the impression that I know the exact answer because I don't. I'm a straight shooter and do my best to differentiate between fact and speculation.
 
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Later y'all...I'm out!! Gotta get up early so i can start cookin roasted pigs, tigers, wildcats, gator tail, chickens, dawgs, all served under a nice toxic crimson sauce....

...and to finish it off with a giant dump in the Commodes!!

Happy Thanksgruden!!!!!!
 
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JayVols said:
I've been on that too. Good stuff. Doesn't really make you feel better, you just don't care as much.
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First Christmas I was married I was managing a sporting goods store and working crazy holiday hours. I got sick as all get out and took some of that stuff while at my in-laws. Made for an interesting evening to say the least.
 
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Gruden to tennessee is going to be the light shining through the cloudy sky that is this season. Getting gruden makes all the struggles this season worth it.
 
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Yeah this season sucked something hard. I'm beginning to feel depression sink in about having to wait 9 months til the season starts again. Where does the time go?
 
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Just in case y'all don't know how to cook a turkey, here's a reminder:

HOW TO COOK A THANKSGIVING TURKEY

STEP 1: GO BUY A TURKEY
STEP 2: TAKE A DRINK OF WHISKEY (Bourbon)
STEP 3: PUT TURKEY IN THE OVEN
STEP 4: TAKE ANOTHER 2 DRINKS OF WHISKEY
STEP 5: SET THE DEGREE AT 375 OVENS
STEP 6: TAKE 3 MORE WHISKEYS OF DRINK
STEP 7: TURN OVEN THE ON
STEP 8: TAKE 4 WHISKS OF DRINKY
STEP 9: TURK THE BASTEY
STEP 10: WHISKEY ANOTHER BOTTLE OF GET
STEP 11: STICK A TURKEY IN THE THERMOMETER
STEP 12: GLASS YOURSELF A POUR OF WHISKEY
STEP 13: BAKE THE WHISKEY FOR HOURS
STEP 14: TEST THE LURKEY FOR NUMBNESS
STEP 15: TAKE THE OVEN OUT OF THE LURKEY
STEP 16: FLOOR THE LURKEY UP OFF OF THE PICK
STEP 17: TURK THE CARVEY
STEP 18: GET YOURSELF NUTHER SCOTTLE OF BOTCH
STEP 19: TET THE SABLE AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS OF TURKEY
STEP 20: BLESS THE SAYING, PASS AND EAT OUT
 
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spazzyvol said:
Yeah it's funny and ironic. I'm a drug rep, and market the drug I have just now tried since I started marketing it over a year ago. Nothing cures the cough and cold, you can only mask the symptoms. Hydrocodone is a great start. Glad I finally got a taste of my own medicine lol
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I think it's Tussionex or something. I know the coedine cough syrups (Chertusson?) is like drinking water for effectiveness.
 
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Jake said:
Later y'all...I'm out!! Gotta get up early so i can start cookin roasted pigs, tigers, wildcats, gator tail, chickens, dawgs, all served under a nice toxic crimson sauce....

...and to finish it off with a giant dump in the Commodes!!

Happy Thanksgruden!!!!!!
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Later Jake. Happy Thanksgiving.
 
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alexconner said:
Here's the deadspin link, it was a podcast of something like 3+ hours of PTI (normally a 22 min podcast)...


Mitch Albom Was "Phony Sweet" And Other Highlights Of PTI's Accidentally Released Behind-The-Scenes Audio
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FTR...I wasn't questioning you. I was laughing at the fact that someone accidentally published an audio file. That's a huge mistake and hard to believe it was an accident. I deal with audio files all the time and just can't imagine someone inadvertently published it.
 
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