Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

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Somebody has to be wrong(or both) and if it's only going to be one of us that's wrong, it's going to be them.

They aren't wrong, they're just imbeciles that can't tell the difference between fact and fiction.

I don't have great sources, and I can't say for certain that Gruden is coming here, but I can say without hesitation that he will never, ever, ever, in a trillion years, be the head coach at the University of Arkansas.
 
Did you google that?

The distiller at Ole Smokey Moonshine told me that specifically and gave me a history lesson in whiskey processing.


don't know about whiskey,but all moonshiners that I know do that...just smoothes the taste a bit and adds more volume for a bigger profit...
 
Ya...take ya a big swig of that chit. Throat on FIRE!

Next time you are having a bash there at the bar, mix a punch bowl of grape juice, slice a bag of lemons, and a bottle of everclear. We called it purple passion, it'll have everyone on their arse in just a little bit. Cheap and potent, the girls use to love it. Back in the day that is.
 
The whisky doesn't "end up" at 80 proof from aging in oak, it is still cut with water before bottling to arrive at the desired strength.

While that may be corrected for acute measurements, the evaporative nature of aging whiskey loses alcohol content...for sure.
 
Did you google that?

The distiller at Ole Smokey Moonshine told me that specifically and gave me a history lesson in whiskey processing.

247 is right, It has to be cut with water. Now,do ya get a few here and there that hit close to 80? Yeah, but it's rare.
 
yo carter what are % on Gruden today?

~75% and will remain that way I think, unless something huge breaks. Very likely, I'm bought in. The 25% is not knowing exactly what I have bought in to lol. It's a great storyline and definitely huge potential to be true. I haven't talked to anyone personally worth reporting except someone on the marketing end at UT that said they know Dooley is done but not a peep on even possibilities. Not exactly newsworthy but Hart obv has a tight lid on everything.

A big part of that other 25% I have to admit is that Grudenville site. It messed with my head the similarities between there and here to be honest, so one rather large group is going to look foolish in a few weeks.

If this were a civil case I would say that a preponderance of the evidence has been reached with regards to Gruden coaching UT. I truly in my gut think it is going to happen. I just do not think it beyond a reasonable doubt yet. Too many people I know should know if it were a "done deal" and an agreement had been reached.
 
Next time you are having a bash there at the bar, mix a punch bowl of grape juice, slice a bag of lemons, and a bottle of everclear. We called it purple passion, it'll have everyone on their arse in just a little bit. Cheap and potent, the girls use to love it. Back in the day that is.

We used to do that at parties in Fort Sanders when i was at UT in the late 80's!! Except in plastic garbage cans.
 
My wife is from Lynchburg, Va and her family is the same way...the flavored shine we get from her Uncle Gary is cut to 50-40 proof. He does a shake test.

Not many moonshiners in Franklin County flavor. Most of her family's stuff is trucked to Philadelphia and they don't want it cut.
 
Had issues with my beeper this morning and missed my connect. I decided to upgrade to the ole Nextel celly. As I turned on the two way beep I somehow was connected into a conversation between haslam and the grude man... We gon be real happy soooon guise! Geaux vols! The champ is here!
 
~75% and will remain that way I think, unless something huge breaks. Very likely, I'm bought in. The 25% is not knowing exactly what I have bought in to lol. It's a great storyline and definitely huge potential to be true. I haven't talked to anyone personally worth reporting except someone on the marketing end at UT that said they know Dooley is done but not a peep on even possibilities. Not exactly newsworthy but Hart obv has a tight lid on everything.

A big part of that other 25% I have to admit is that Grudenville site. It messed with my head the similarities between there and here to be honest, so one rather large group is going to look foolish in a few weeks.

If this were a civil case I would say that a preponderance of the evidence has been reached with regards to Gruden coaching UT. I truly in my gut think it is going to happen. I just do not think it beyond a reasonable doubt yet. Too many people I know should know if it were a "done deal" and an agreement had been reached.

Yes, but don't the "big" ESPN reports equalize things for more "confidence"
 
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It was easier to laugh at Grudenville because of the decision made by the Hogville Mods. TOS making the same call will serve to make this thread look more like Grudenville.
 
Had issues with my beeper this morning and missed my connect. I decided to upgrade to the ole Nextel celly. As I turned on the two way beep I somehow was connected into a conversation between haslam and the grude man... We gon be real happy soooon guise! Geaux vols! The champ is here!

I'm sorry, I only understood about 20 percent of this post.
 
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