Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

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Escape Goat said:
Just thought about this.


These little punks are supposed to take convicted felons word for stuff?


That's like hating clay Travis, but listening to him when he says something positive that they WANT to here. Craziness
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Lol very good point. You're like a miniature buddah covered in hair.
 
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I'm sorry, but I believe Hubbs, Ainge, Larry and Skeeter over the rest of you. Gruden may have interest, but it is very far from being done.
 
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Escape Goat said:
What's your level of optimism with Gruden bro?
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I can't help but get a little excited with all the buzz, but I'm still trying to not get my hopes up too much. What about you?

Escape Goat said:
She might have dressed up as one on holloween once. She fugly
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She fugly as hell. Dallas Cheerleaders usually could double as playmates, not lesbo inmates.
 
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daj2576 said:
Haha, very true!

Oddly, if I find one of my dog's hair in my food I just pluck it out and keep going.

I have a GSD who sheds like crazy...
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:eek:lol: :eek:lol: I agree. I have a husky, a ****zu, and three cats. If I find an animal hair I'm like you. I pluck it out and keep stuffing my face.
 
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Escape Goat said:
:eek:lol: :eek:lol: I agree. I have a husky, a ****zu, and three cats. If I find an animal hair I'm like you. I pluck it out and keep stuffing my face.
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On the other hand...I have had the privilege to find one of my wife's hairs in a hamburger she made me. You know the kind of hair that you can feel it going past your lips and in the back of your throat at the same time?

I literally almost threw up at the table. I felt bad because it wasn't her fault and I shouldn't be so disgusted by my wife's hair, but it was a gut reaction.
 
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daj2576 said:
On the other hand...I have had the privilege to find one of my wife's hairs in a hamburger she made me. You know the kind of hair that you can feel it going past your lips and in the back of your throat at the same time?

I literally almost threw up at the table. I felt bad because it wasn't her fault and I shouldn't be so disgusted by my wife's hair, but it was a gut reaction.
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Same thing happened to me just a couple weeks ago. I lost my appetite and felt bad for not finishing the food she made for me.
 
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daj2576 said:
On the other hand...I have had the privilege to find one of my wife's hairs in a hamburger she made me. You know the kind of hair that you can feel it going past your lips and in the back of your throat at the same time?

I literally almost threw up at the table. I felt bad because it wasn't her fault and I shouldn't be so disgusted by my wife's hair, but it was a gut reaction.
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This whole post brought the lulz. If I knew how to make a sig, this would be it.
 
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SamRebel35 said:
Same thing happened to me just a couple weeks ago. I lost my appetite and felt bad for not finishing the food she made for me.
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It really is a terrible thing, not only because you just pulled a human hair out of your gullet (and you can't tell me the feeling of pulling a long hair out of your mouth isn't one of the worst, non-pain, sensations) but also because that is your wife and her hair shouldn't gag you. I tried to just choke it back and take one for the team...my body rejected that idea.
 
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