Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

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daj2576 said:
It really is a terrible thing, not only because you just pulled a human hair out of your gullet (and you can't tell me the feeling of pulling a long hair out of your mouth isn't one of the worst, non-pain, sensations) but also because that is your wife and her hair shouldn't gag you. I tried to just choke it back and take one for the team...my body rejected that idea.
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You are freaking hilarious. Post more often.
 
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Escape Goat said:
You are freaking hilarious. Post more often.
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I probably could tell you a story about finding one of her hairs in my "undergarments" (that I was currently wearing) and the odd sensation of pulling 18" of her beautiful silky beta keratin out from my zipper while at a public urinal in a bar...

And you think eating that stuff is an odd feeling.
 
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daj2576 said:
I probably could tell you a story about finding one of her hairs in my "undergarments" (that I was currently wearing) and the odd sensation of pulling 18" of her beautiful silky beta keratin out from my zipper while at a public urinal in a bar...

And you think eating that stuff is an odd feeling.
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Been there done that sad to say. At the doctors office. She was there. I called her out. Got the silent treatment for a week. I was getting ready fir an MRI. Also had one of wifes Bobbie pins stuck In my arm cast coated with hair. It was found when my cast was cut off.
 
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Escape Goat said:
Been there done that sad to say. At the doctors office. She was there. I called her out. Got the silent treatment for a week. I was getting ready fir an MRI. Also had one of wifes Bobbie pins stuck In my arm cast coated with hair. It was found when my cast was cut off.
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Lol. That's nasty as hell.
 
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Escape Goat said:
Been there done that sad to say. At the doctors office. She was there. I called her out. Got the silent treatment for a week. I was getting ready fir an MRI. Also had one of wifes Bobbie pins stuck In my arm cast coated with hair. It was found when my cast was cut off.
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My dog sheds enough that when we vacuum weekly, you could rebuild him if you had enough time, patience and glue. My wife could be manufactured in half that time and she is 5'8". Someone needs to study her because she obviously has the cure for baldness. She can lose all of that hair every 2-3 days and look like nothing has changed...

I am glad you mentioned bobbie pins, btw. I thought my wife was the only one who still used those things and leaves a trail of them around the house like Hansel and Gretel.
 
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daj2576 said:
My dog sheds enough that when we vacuum weekly, you could rebuild him if you had enough time, patience and glue. My wife could be manufactured in half that time and she is 5'8". Someone needs to study her because she obviously has the cure for baldness. She can lose all of that hair every 2-3 days and look like nothing has changed...
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Hahahahahahahaha. Unreal. My wife is 5'7 and I say the same thing. I tell her I vacuumed her hair, I mean bathroom when I clean it.
 
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