Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[SergeantVol]

I could take a pile of crap, spray paint it white, sprinkle some diamonds on top, and it would still just be a pile of s**t no matter how you looked at it.

You would be surprised.

Arkansas is like a poor Missouri

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Don't start with me

Grumpy

 

[OtterFH]

But man, that sumbich has a damn cannon!!

And his head is a sewer.

 

[Fightmaker]

Yup. Dragging hubby to the game.

Damn....All the good ones....

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

4. How could you forget AGAIN?

Bath salts................just a guess.

 

[volatil]

What if the buy out was $2m? Would that be ridiculous?

Think that's pretty high still.

 

[SergeantVol]

4. How could you forget AGAIN?

Will a diamond tennis bracelet be good enough apology?

 

[VOLout8]

you must not have seen any of Picasso's work, because that apparently is exactly what happened.

I've yet to see the Picasso cut out Turkey made from a traced hand where he wrote what he was thankful for.

 

[patrick]

Soon...REALLY soon

Thanks OCI

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Yep we been married for 3 years

Your husband must be soooo proud

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Bath salts................just a guess.

No excuse

 

[SergeantVol]

Bath salts................just a guess.

Your face is looking extra delicious tonite!

 

[CourtJester]

JMO Clemson would be fools to allow him out of that contract. It's a fair contract that protects them from being poached. There would be no agreement minus the 6.5

That's what I would think too, which is why I don't understand why he's even being mentioned. Even if some booster were willing to fund that buyout it would be dumb as hell IMO. But maybe there's something else in the equation we don't know about.

 

[ukvols]

Maybe we should ask Muschamp who we should hire again

No way, this time we should get Franklin's input.

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Will a diamond tennis bracelet be good enough apology?

A box at the game would be better

 

[Volgrad98]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

 

[SergeantVol]

Your husband must be soooo proud

usojelli....you were just asking about a 3 way just the other night!

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Grumpy

Your point?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Your face is looking extra delicious tonite!

Not tonight, I have a headache. Gtfo!

 

[Jake]

And his head is a sewer.

Hahahahahahahaha

You got that right!

 

[SergeantVol]

A box at the game would be better

Done on the condition that I dont have to sleep on the couch tonite!

 

[vol494]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

:lolabove:

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Not tonight, I have a headache. Gtfo!

Wait

That's my line!

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

It's sounding like we will have a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving...soon

 

[DjCrenshaw]

usojelli....you were just asking about a 3 way just the other night!

To which you said no..... Ya tease, with ya short shorts