Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

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#10,976
#10,976
I really hope this hire comes to fruition. I can't take much more of these Bama fans calling Saban "the man" and having nothing to come back with except my moral victories. I live in South Alabama so fellow Vols are few and far between. I have never been more excited about Tennessee football than right now!
 
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#10,977
#10,977
If we don't put a moratorium on discussing Arkansas, I will be forced to start posting ridiculous jokes about them in response.

I'm serious.

It ain't gonna be pretty.
 
#10,979
#10,979
knucklehead_vol said:
Jay for you and everyone else who is sick.

JEAN'S FAMOUS TOMATO TEA

Recipe:

Add 1 cup tomato juice,
1 tsp chopped fresh garlic,
1/2 tsp of hot sauce,
1 tsp lemon juice,
and a pinch or two of celery salt for flavor

Heat ingredients and drink hot.
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No potato juice???
 
#10,980
#10,980
Sheath Huler said:
UT: 95,000 + posts on Gruden on ONE message board, a fanbase itching to get back to the top

Arkansas: Grudenville, potentially made up by some UT trolls, with known UT fans trolling as insiders and a post-count lower than than the weight of the guy in line in front of me at Burger King.


Game. Blouses.
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Wait, who's trolling over there? I want to know so the responses will be even funnier.
 
#10,985
#10,985
I'm thinking there is so much talk about Gruden everywhere that he must be coming to Tennessee! And I hope he does so we can run 990's nose in it as well as T Fair and all the other doubters!!!
 
#10,987
#10,987
Picked my Beloved wife up from work today and took her out to dinner this evening and we were talking and it dawned on us.......

Gruden! Gruden! Gruden! Gruden!

We then ordered our adult beverages.....

Gruden! Gruden! Gruden! Gruden!

The our meal....

Gruden! Gruden! Gruden! Gruden!

We had so much Gruden! we had to get take home boxes.

Ain't life grand!
 
#10,994
#10,994
DoubleDFan said:
I really hope this hire comes to fruition. I can't take much more of these Bama fans calling Saban "the man" and having nothing to come back with except my moral victories. I live in South Alabama so fellow Vols are few and far between. I have never been more excited about Tennessee football than right now!
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I too live in South Alabama...Baldwin County to be exact....Dying for some good news.
 
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Obsessed said:
Writing this down. Thank you. What symptoms does it help with?
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It works very well for colds. Especially congestion. I have a bunch of recipes. I'll post another when my wife gets home to help everyone out that needs a good nights sleep. But it's hibicus tea, hawthorn berry, and dandelion root. Not sure of the measurements.
 
#10,997
#10,997
Here's one for Jake:

A guy walks into a bar in Fayetteville.

The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here areya?"

The man says "No, I'm from Colorado".

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Colorado?"

"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man says, "I mount animals".

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
 
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#10,998
#10,998
From Arkansas forum,

"BTW, every person I've talked to for the last 2 weeks here in Knoxville has said that Gruden is signed and ready to go. Vol fans = morons"

What a hypocrite!
 
#10,999
#10,999
knucklehead_vol said:
It works very well for colds. Especially congestion. I have a bunch of recipes. I'll post another when my wife gets home to help everyone out that needs a good nights sleep. But it's hibicus tea, hawthorn berry, and dandelion root. Not sure of the measurements.
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My wife happened to be at the store when you posted that so I texted it to her to pick up while out. So giving it a shot tonight.
 
#11,000
#11,000
1world1love said:
Here's one for Jake:

A guy walks into a bar in Fayetteville.

The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here areya?"

The man says "No, I'm from Colorado".

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Colorado?"

"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man says, "I mount animals".

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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Oh snap!! :pepper:
 
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