Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[DjCrenshaw]

Ar kansas missed their one chance of having a great coaching tenure when petrino decided to be a chitty liar.

 

[Sheath Huler]

Lololololololol pig sooie

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Picked my Beloved wife up from work today and took her out to dinner this evening and we were talking and it dawned on us.......

Gruden! Gruden! Gruden! Gruden!

We then ordered our adult beverages.....

Gruden! Gruden! Gruden! Gruden!

The our meal....

Gruden! Gruden! Gruden! Gruden!

We had so much Gruden! we had to get take home boxes.

Ain't life grand!

In Denver for Jake...

Ain't Life Grand - YouTube

 

[knucklehead_vol]

My wife happened to be at the store when you posted that so I texted it to her to pick up while out. So giving it a shot tonight.

Cool. You can add jalapenos too if you have any.

 

[DoubleDFan]

I too live in South Alabama...Baldwin County to be exact....Dying for some good news.

I live in West Mobile.

 

[VOLout8]

Have we heard from LWS today?

 

[theutvolunteers]

In Denver for Jake...

Ain't Life Grand - YouTube

:cool2:

 

[ob79]

From Arkansas forum,

"BTW, every person I've talked to for the last 2 weeks here in Knoxville has said that Gruden is signed and ready to go. Vol fans = morons"

What a hypocrite!

It goes both ways...all this "look at Arkansas fans, they believe Gruden will he their coach...they're so stupid" crap is a bit hypocritical in our own right.

 

[Obsessed]

Cool. You can add jalapenos too if you have any.

Got them too.

So apparently the hotter (spicery) the better it works?

 

[RolandDeschain]

It goes both ways...all this "look at Arkansas fans, they believe Gruden will he their coach...they're so stupid" crap is a bit hypocritical in our own right.

I meant by that both fanbases are going little nuts over Gruden and thinking he is a lock.

 

[1world1love]

It goes both ways...all this "look at Arkansas fans, they believe Gruden will he their coach...they're so stupid" crap is a bit hypocritical in our own right.

Once again, the difference is that we are the University of Tennessee.

Big difference.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Bout time for Gruden IX

 

[Wilson27]

Once again, the difference is that we are the University of Tennessee.

Big difference.

We are a top 10-15 program. They aren't.

 

[Obsessed]

Have we heard from LWS today?

Don't know. Been trying to move in our new house this week. Building fences for dogs and livestock.

Going nuts trying to catch up

 

[Jake]

I just heard it on 104.5 the zone. Guy called in and said a very prominent booster had told him it was done. No insider info from me lol..Im just one of those guys that search internet fo any hope of Gruden coming..Guy sounded convincing but ......

At least your honest. 👍

 

[Wilson27]

Cindy Gruden is not only a former Vol cheerleader no woman in her right mind wants to be referred to as a HOG

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Got them too.

So apparently the hotter (spicery) the better it works?

Tomato Tea Cures

Spicy Tomato Tea: The #1 Remedy To Cure Severe Sinus Congestion

7/16/2007: Jean Woolhiser (JeannieW[@]gmail.com) from Franklin, WI writes: "PLEASE, PLEASE. REPLACE ALL THE OLD TEXT about the tomato tea with the following text as its much more concise and has been refined. Thank you!

I first sent in this recipe in 2002, I think. I've been studying people's comments on it and have revised it accordingly. Email me at JeannieW[@]gmail.com if you have questions. Thank you to everyone who has posted their comments. It really makes my day (and makes me cry! when I read how this recipe is helping others!

It works fast (in most cases) and tastes great! These ingredients are well-known serious herbals for their medicinal properties... Used together they do wonders for sinus/ear infections, colds, coughing and sore throat. We've even found it to kill flu germs and strep throat (with no antibiotics).

TOMATO TEA RECIPE
2 cups V8 Juice
2-3 cloves Garlic crushed (use more if you can)
2 T Lemon Juice
Hot Sauce (the more the better, so as much as you can handle)

Mix and heat in a pan or in the microwave. Sip slowly and re-warm as needed to get the full effects of the fumes. Let it sit in the back of your throat to bathe it. Suck the fumes through your sinuses and also down into your lungs. Its all natural and healthy, so drink as much of it as you want or need until you are SURE the infection is gone. This is past the time when you "feel better."

This appears to be the best recipe, but from the comments, people often don't have the right ingredients. Don't let that hold you back. Use whatever you have available. Below are some substitutes that may not work as well or as fast, but will still help. I've listed them by their likely effectiveness:

Substitutes:
V8 Juice - tomato juice, vegetable juice, canned or fresh tomatoes crushed, tomato soup (if really desperate, try another kind of fruit juice, vegetable soup or even chicken soup. You're aiming for high Vit C content)
Garlic - garlic in olive oil, dehydrated garlic, garlic salt (aiming for the strong anti-bacterial/fungal effects)
Lemon Juice - Fresh lemons, bottled juice, limes, lime juice, oranges, frozen lemonade
Hot Sauce - ANY kind of hot sauce works, fresh hot peppers, cayenne pepper, dried pepper flakes (if really desperate, try horseradish, black pepper or even mustard. You're aiming for the highly anti-bacterial/fungal properties of capsaicin which is found in hot peppers, and its effectiveness at clearing out the sinuses.)

Notes:
1. Capsaicin (found in hot peppers) is actually soothing to the stomach. In addition, it's a pain killer (good for sore throats), and is also one of the main ingredients used in herbal recipes for killing fungal infections like Candida, which is closely related to all kinds of physical problems we have, including allergies.

Excellent candida test: Yeast Health Quiz.

Interesting fungus killing pages: Beating Candida and Multi-Chem Sensitivity, Chapter 5 Multi-Chem Sensitivity / Allergy.

2. You can add Worcestershire sauce and celery salt to make it taste just like a bloody mary mix.

3. Drink it just because it tastes good, and you probably won't get an infection in the first place. "

 

[Jake]

Here's one for Jake:

A guy walks into a bar in Fayetteville.

The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here areya?"

The man says "No, I'm from Colorado".

The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Colorado?"

"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.

The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

The man says, "I mount animals".

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

Lol

We're even

 

[triad280]

This is not a dam hunting or sportsmen thread. Put it elsewhere.

don't know where you've been dude,but OV,Boro,bCarter,Jay and some others are the only reason
we have the info on Gruden we have,all the way back 80k posts ago.. they can put any damn thing on this thread they want as far as Im concerned...

you just keep ballin OG's...we've got your back

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Got them too.

So apparently the hotter (spicery) the better it works?

06/27/2012: Julie from Nashville, Tn, Usa replies: "I'm a big fan of Jean's spicy tomato tea, and I just wanted to share this idea. As I like to play around with spices, I recently decided to add some turmeric to this recipe just for the heck of it. Turmeric, among its numerous studied health benefits, has anti-bacterial/anti-fungal properties - which fits the whole purpose of the tomato tea. Taste-wise, I think it works well, too. Blessings!"

 

[mkil5]

Have we heard from LWS today?

I don't have a direct quote from him, but on TOS, there was a statement that a strong statement was made about Gruden (I believe Hubbs). But he has moved his Gruden percentage from 5% to 20%.

 

[VOLout8]

I don't have a direct quote from him, but on TOS, there was a statement that a strong statement was made about Gruden (I believe Hubbs). But he has moved his Gruden percentage from 5% to 20%.

Wow, thanks!

 

[GmanTN]

Whats up Grudenators on the Grudenation forum tonight? Any good juicy grumors?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Tomato Tea Cures

Spicy Tomato Tea: The #1 Remedy To Cure Severe Sinus Congestion

7/16/2007: Jean Woolhiser (JeannieW[@]gmail.com) from Franklin, WI writes: "PLEASE, PLEASE. REPLACE ALL THE OLD TEXT about the tomato tea with the following text as its much more concise and has been refined. Thank you!

I first sent in this recipe in 2002, I think. I've been studying people's comments on it and have revised it accordingly. Email me at JeannieW[@]gmail.com if you have questions. Thank you to everyone who has posted their comments. It really makes my day (and makes me cry! when I read how this recipe is helping others!

It works fast (in most cases) and tastes great! These ingredients are well-known serious herbals for their medicinal properties... Used together they do wonders for sinus/ear infections, colds, coughing and sore throat. We've even found it to kill flu germs and strep throat (with no antibiotics).

TOMATO TEA RECIPE
2 cups V8 Juice
2-3 cloves Garlic crushed (use more if you can)
2 T Lemon Juice
Hot Sauce (the more the better, so as much as you can handle)

Mix and heat in a pan or in the microwave. Sip slowly and re-warm as needed to get the full effects of the fumes. Let it sit in the back of your throat to bathe it. Suck the fumes through your sinuses and also down into your lungs. Its all natural and healthy, so drink as much of it as you want or need until you are SURE the infection is gone. This is past the time when you "feel better."

This appears to be the best recipe, but from the comments, people often don't have the right ingredients. Don't let that hold you back. Use whatever you have available. Below are some substitutes that may not work as well or as fast, but will still help. I've listed them by their likely effectiveness:

Substitutes:
V8 Juice - tomato juice, vegetable juice, canned or fresh tomatoes crushed, tomato soup (if really desperate, try another kind of fruit juice, vegetable soup or even chicken soup. You're aiming for high Vit C content)
Garlic - garlic in olive oil, dehydrated garlic, garlic salt (aiming for the strong anti-bacterial/fungal effects)
Lemon Juice - Fresh lemons, bottled juice, limes, lime juice, oranges, frozen lemonade
Hot Sauce - ANY kind of hot sauce works, fresh hot peppers, cayenne pepper, dried pepper flakes (if really desperate, try horseradish, black pepper or even mustard. You're aiming for the highly anti-bacterial/fungal properties of capsaicin which is found in hot peppers, and its effectiveness at clearing out the sinuses.)

Notes:
1. Capsaicin (found in hot peppers) is actually soothing to the stomach. In addition, it's a pain killer (good for sore throats), and is also one of the main ingredients used in herbal recipes for killing fungal infections like Candida, which is closely related to all kinds of physical problems we have, including allergies.

Excellent candida test: Yeast Health Quiz.

Interesting fungus killing pages: Beating Candida and Multi-Chem Sensitivity, Chapter 5 Multi-Chem Sensitivity / Allergy.

2. You can add Worcestershire sauce and celery salt to make it taste just like a bloody mary mix.

3. Drink it just because it tastes good, and you probably won't get an infection in the first place. "

What the hell kind of wizadry is this?

 

[1world1love]

Alright Grudenfolk. I am off to have dinner.

Before I go, I would like to ask that you donate to help rebuild the Little Rock public library that recently lost both of their books when the building was destroyed in a fire.

One of them hadn't even been colored in yet.