Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

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triad280 said:
don't know where you've been dude,but OV,Boro,bCarter,Jay and some others are the only reason
we have the info on Gruden we have,all the way back 80k posts ago.. they can put any damn thing on this thread they want as far as Im concerned...

you just keep ballin OG's...we've got your back
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Well said.:clapping:
 
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DoubleDFan said:
I really hope this hire comes to fruition. I can't take much more of these Bama fans calling Saban "the man" and having nothing to come back with except my moral victories. I live in South Alabama so fellow Vols are few and far between. I have never been more excited about Tennessee football than right now!
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"the man"??? I prefer "midget boy".

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Posted by moses_007 in the ARK forum: "Well, maybe, just maybe, he's always enjoyed watching the Razorbacks on TV and thought to himself, "Man, I'd love to be their head hog someday........"

Priceless
 
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knucklehead_vol said:
Tomato Tea Cures

Spicy Tomato Tea: The #1 Remedy To Cure Severe Sinus Congestion

7/16/2007: Jean Woolhiser (JeannieW[@]gmail.com) from Franklin, WI writes: "PLEASE, PLEASE. REPLACE ALL THE OLD TEXT about the tomato tea with the following text as its much more concise and has been refined. Thank you! :)

I first sent in this recipe in 2002, I think. I've been studying people's comments on it and have revised it accordingly. Email me at JeannieW[@]gmail.com if you have questions. Thank you to everyone who has posted their comments. It really makes my day (and makes me cry! :) when I read how this recipe is helping others!

It works fast (in most cases) and tastes great! These ingredients are well-known serious herbals for their medicinal properties... Used together they do wonders for sinus/ear infections, colds, coughing and sore throat. We've even found it to kill flu germs and strep throat (with no antibiotics).

TOMATO TEA RECIPE
2 cups V8 Juice
2-3 cloves Garlic crushed (use more if you can)
2 T Lemon Juice
Hot Sauce (the more the better, so as much as you can handle)

Mix and heat in a pan or in the microwave. Sip slowly and re-warm as needed to get the full effects of the fumes. Let it sit in the back of your throat to bathe it. Suck the fumes through your sinuses and also down into your lungs. Its all natural and healthy, so drink as much of it as you want or need until you are SURE the infection is gone. This is past the time when you "feel better."

This appears to be the best recipe, but from the comments, people often don't have the right ingredients. Don't let that hold you back. Use whatever you have available. Below are some substitutes that may not work as well or as fast, but will still help. I've listed them by their likely effectiveness:

Substitutes:
V8 Juice - tomato juice, vegetable juice, canned or fresh tomatoes crushed, tomato soup (if really desperate, try another kind of fruit juice, vegetable soup or even chicken soup. You're aiming for high Vit C content)
Garlic - garlic in olive oil, dehydrated garlic, garlic salt (aiming for the strong anti-bacterial/fungal effects)
Lemon Juice - Fresh lemons, bottled juice, limes, lime juice, oranges, frozen lemonade
Hot Sauce - ANY kind of hot sauce works, fresh hot peppers, cayenne pepper, dried pepper flakes (if really desperate, try horseradish, black pepper or even mustard. You're aiming for the highly anti-bacterial/fungal properties of capsaicin which is found in hot peppers, and its effectiveness at clearing out the sinuses.)

Notes:
1. Capsaicin (found in hot peppers) is actually soothing to the stomach. In addition, it's a pain killer (good for sore throats), and is also one of the main ingredients used in herbal recipes for killing fungal infections like Candida, which is closely related to all kinds of physical problems we have, including allergies.

Excellent candida test: Yeast Health Quiz.

Interesting fungus killing pages: Beating Candida and Multi-Chem Sensitivity, Chapter 5 Multi-Chem Sensitivity / Allergy.

2. You can add Worcestershire sauce and celery salt to make it taste just like a bloody mary mix.

3. Drink it just because it tastes good, and you probably won't get an infection in the first place. :)"
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This sounds yummy, actually. Even more if you were to add a little vodka to it.
 
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I think I just had a Grudegasim watching our future coach do a preview for the Bears vs. 49ers. I'm a Bears fan too, so I'm a little over excited right now. He's coming boys and girls!!
 
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keithvol1071 said:
Posted by moses_007 in the ARK forum: "Well, maybe, just maybe, he's always enjoyed watching the Razorbacks on TV and thought to himself, "Man, I'd love to be their head hog someday........"

Priceless
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I can tell that when I get back from dinner I am going to have to reach deep into my Arkansas joke repertoire.
 
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DoubleDFan said:
I really hope this hire comes to fruition. I can't take much more of these Bama fans calling Saban "the man" and having nothing to come back with except my moral victories. I live in South Alabama so fellow Vols are few and far between. I have never been more excited about Tennessee football than right now!
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I'm right there with you Dbl D. Getting tired of the Bama Fans down here! Take care neighbor
 
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DoubleDFan said:
I really hope this hire comes to fruition. I can't take much more of these Bama fans calling Saban "the man" and having nothing to come back with except my moral victories. I live in South Alabama so fellow Vols are few and far between. I have never been more excited about Tennessee football than right now!
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what is cool bout you is you can keep your screenname and it's OK. Where in La are you
 
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