Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

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Did anyone ever find out why Slice posted a happy dance gif? I'm like David Archuleta - curious. (Obligatory no homo.)
 
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My eyes are burning and blurry and I'm beginning to think I will go blind if no decision is made by thread X. I need Grude to make a decision SOON! I'm officially addicted to this forum.
 
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knucklehead_vol said:
Tomato Tea Cures

Spicy Tomato Tea: The #1 Remedy To Cure Severe Sinus Congestion

7/16/2007: Jean Woolhiser (JeannieW[@]gmail.com) from Franklin, WI writes: "PLEASE, PLEASE. REPLACE ALL THE OLD TEXT about the tomato tea with the following text as its much more concise and has been refined. Thank you! :)

I first sent in this recipe in 2002, I think. I've been studying people's comments on it and have revised it accordingly. Email me at JeannieW[@]gmail.com if you have questions. Thank you to everyone who has posted their comments. It really makes my day (and makes me cry! :) when I read how this recipe is helping others!

It works fast (in most cases) and tastes great! These ingredients are well-known serious herbals for their medicinal properties... Used together they do wonders for sinus/ear infections, colds, coughing and sore throat. We've even found it to kill flu germs and strep throat (with no antibiotics).

TOMATO TEA RECIPE
2 cups V8 Juice
2-3 cloves Garlic crushed (use more if you can)
2 T Lemon Juice
Hot Sauce (the more the better, so as much as you can handle)

Mix and heat in a pan or in the microwave. Sip slowly and re-warm as needed to get the full effects of the fumes. Let it sit in the back of your throat to bathe it. Suck the fumes through your sinuses and also down into your lungs. Its all natural and healthy, so drink as much of it as you want or need until you are SURE the infection is gone. This is past the time when you "feel better."

This appears to be the best recipe, but from the comments, people often don't have the right ingredients. Don't let that hold you back. Use whatever you have available. Below are some substitutes that may not work as well or as fast, but will still help. I've listed them by their likely effectiveness:

Substitutes:
V8 Juice - tomato juice, vegetable juice, canned or fresh tomatoes crushed, tomato soup (if really desperate, try another kind of fruit juice, vegetable soup or even chicken soup. You're aiming for high Vit C content)
Garlic - garlic in olive oil, dehydrated garlic, garlic salt (aiming for the strong anti-bacterial/fungal effects)
Lemon Juice - Fresh lemons, bottled juice, limes, lime juice, oranges, frozen lemonade
Hot Sauce - ANY kind of hot sauce works, fresh hot peppers, cayenne pepper, dried pepper flakes (if really desperate, try horseradish, black pepper or even mustard. You're aiming for the highly anti-bacterial/fungal properties of capsaicin which is found in hot peppers, and its effectiveness at clearing out the sinuses.)

Notes:
1. Capsaicin (found in hot peppers) is actually soothing to the stomach. In addition, it's a pain killer (good for sore throats), and is also one of the main ingredients used in herbal recipes for killing fungal infections like Candida, which is closely related to all kinds of physical problems we have, including allergies.

Excellent candida test: Yeast Health Quiz.

Interesting fungus killing pages: Beating Candida and Multi-Chem Sensitivity, Chapter 5 Multi-Chem Sensitivity / Allergy.

2. You can add Worcestershire sauce and celery salt to make it taste just like a bloody mary mix.

3. Drink it just because it tastes good, and you probably won't get an infection in the first place. :)"
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Thank you kind sir
 
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University of Arkansas football player walks into the local watering hole and notices a cute little blonde sitting with a friend of his.

He strolls over asks his buddy "Who is yur cute lil frien' ya got heyar?"

His buddy replies "This is my cousin Cindy from up north."

"Hi Cindy, I'm Bo. I play fuutball for da University of Ar-kan-saw. Do you go to skuul iny-whares?'

"Yale." Cindy replied.


"DO YOUNS GO TO SKUUL INY-WHARES??"
 
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According to grudenville a reporter in Memphis said we would announce Gruden after the KY game. I thinks it's BS but just thought it was interesting.
 
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VFL44 said:
Is Duckman trolling them or does he think he actually knows what he's talking about?
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a guy named TNVOLsoldier had a post about pulling them in slowly,then getting them to trust him as an insider,then
piling the chit so high,Manute Bol couldn't see over it...

I still haven't figured out which is funnier,that they are that gullible or the troll job TNVOLSoldier did...
 
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