Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[SamRebel35]

Aaaaaaaaand you should have just hit 1100.

And then some! Thanks to all the little people!!!

 

[LurtzVol109]

Maybe it's me then. It's hard for me to say that a guy that says he's good at everything and is smarter than everyone is not a prick, but whatever, I guess.

I can't be smarter than everyone. My girlfriend makes me feel like an idiot sometimes. Besides, what I have in smarts, I completely lack in common sense.

 

[DMG]

:lolabove:

Lol. It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. I can relate.

 

[volatil]

And then some! Thanks to all the little people!!!

Saban?

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Best to let it go, man.
Everyone reserves the right to be awesome on the Internet.

 

[SamRebel35]

Saban?

Shut up and go to bed!!!!!!!!

 

[volatil]

Shut up and go to bed!!!!!!!!

You're right

 

[SamRebel35]

I can't be smarter than everyone. My girlfriend makes me feel like an idiot sometimes. Besides, what I have in smarts, I completely lack in common sense.

Obviously

 

[DMG]

I can't be smarter than everyone. My girlfriend makes me feel like an idiot sometimes. Besides, what I have in smarts, I completely lack in common sense.

Ok. Thank you for being humble. That **** was killing me. lol

 

[SamRebel35]

You're right

Sorry, I don't know what came over me.

 

[LurtzVol109]

Best to let it go, man.
Everyone reserves the right to be awesome on the Internet.

This. Whether you believe me or not, it's the internet. Trying to battle me out will only frustrate you. I'd rather talk about football, music, and alcohol like everyone else.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I can't be smarter than everyone. My girlfriend makes me feel like an idiot sometimes. Besides, what I have in smarts, I completely lack in common sense.

Dammit I like you.
Then again, I am a drunkard so tifwiw.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Gentlemen of the late shift, I bid you adieu! Keep up the laughs, everyone's counting on you.

 

[SamRebel35]

This. Whether you believe me or not, it's the internet. Trying to battle me out will only frustrate you. I'd rather talk about football, music, and alcohol like everyone else.

Meh, that stuff is boring. Let's talk about free market capitalism and how it relates to the American industrial age of expansion.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Good morrow, Sir Cooke, king of this days lulz!

 

[SamRebel35]

Gentlemen of the late shift, I bid you adieu! Keep up the laughs, everyone's counting on you.

Night good sir Cooke.

 

[DMG]

Meh, that stuff is boring. Let's talk about free market capitalism and how it relates to the American industrial age of expansion.

Let's please don't.lol

 

[LurtzVol109]

Meh, that stuff is boring. Let's talk about free market capitalism and how it relates to the American industrial age of expansion.

And how it subsequently brought down the economy using the same principles 29 years later? Sure

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Let's please don't.lol

This

 

[COOKEVOL]

You two are princes. Ta!

 

[SamRebel35]

Let's please don't.

Stay outta this night shift newb. I'm the big swingin' di** around here. I set the agenda.



JK we can talk about whatevs.

 

[LurtzVol109]

Dammit I like you.
Then again, I am a drunkard so tifwiw.

Drunks need friends too. Or people to fight with, theres not much seperation between the two.

 

[Volingatorland]

Dear those of you that currently have the option to sleep, consume alcohol, or smoke a cigarette,

I envy you.

Sincerely,

The guy stuck at work until 7 AM...

 

[SamRebel35]

And how it subsequently brought down the economy using the same principles 29 years later? Sure

I believe you are confusing true free market capitalism for pseudo-government infused free market capitalism in the same manner that most elitist collectivists usually do.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Stay outta this night shift newb. I'm the big swingin' di** around here. I set the agenda.



JK we can talk about whatevs.

You wanna talk about swinging di**s?
Dude?