Official make fun of USU thread.

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GrowVol said:
Ahh...does this have to be negavol thread hi-jack...i meant "realist"
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Not a negavol by any means, I just believe that with the record over the past few seasons, we don't really have a right to be making fun of anyone. That is, however, just my opinion.
 
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Tis a stunning campus to say the least tho.
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I'd give this thread a 5/10 so far. Mormon jokes are old, but even though USU is a state university, it is still more than 50% lds students. I prefer the "look alike" threads to these.
 
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berryvol said:
How many Mormons does it take to eat a possum?


Three. One to eat and two to watch for cars
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If you want to do this and be funny, you have to step up your game and put jokes into a context that makes sense to the recipient.

Let me help you out:

1. Utah is not big possum country. Making a joke about possum roadkill is meaningless to us. I don't think I have ever seen a dead possum on the roads in Utah. Of course, to know that, you would have to take off your coon skin cap and buckskin pants and put on some real clothes and venture out of the trailer park.

2. In Utah, we really don't have a lot of roadkill on the highways period. And most people make enough money that we would not consider roadkill to be dinner. Unlike Tennessee, the legislature does not see a need to enact laws to govern use of dead animals found on the road. The actual Tennessee law states: "Wild animals accidentally killed by a motor vehicle may be possessed by any person for personal use and consumption.'' I wonder what sort of "personal use" the Tennessee legislature was concerned about? How "personal" are we talking here? Sounds like Tennessee and Wyoming have some things in common.

On a more sincere note, I was truly saddened to hear about the little kids that were trampled and died at the family Christmas party in Tennessee. When the Hostess yelled "Pump-kin!", she was so shocked to see all the old men grabbing one of the too-young girl cousins and heading for the bedrooms, that she couldn't even get out the word, "Pie!".
 
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ag4fr said:
If you want to do this and be funny, you have to step up your game and put jokes into a context that makes sense to the recipient.

Let me help you out:

1. Utah is not big possum country. Making a joke about possum roadkill is meaningless to us. I don't think I have ever seen a dead possum on the roads in Utah. Of course, to know that, you would have to take off your coon skin cap and buckskin pants and put on some real clothes and venture out of the trailer park.

2. In Utah, we really don't have a lot of roadkill on the highways period. And most people make enough money that we would not consider roadkill to be dinner. Unlike Tennessee, the legislature does not see a need to enact laws to govern use of dead animals found on the road. The actual Tennessee law states: "Wild animals accidentally killed by a motor vehicle may be possessed by any person for personal use and consumption.'' I wonder what sort of "personal use" the Tennessee legislature was concerned about? How "personal" are we talking here? Sounds like Tennessee and Wyoming have some things in common.

On a more sincere note, I was truly saddened to hear about the little kids that were trampled and died at the family Christmas party in Tennessee. When the Hostess yelled "Pump-kin!", she was so shocked to see all the old men grabbing one of the too-young girl cousins and heading for the bedrooms, that she couldn't even get out the word, "Pie!".
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this led me to an interesting question. I see divorces all the time in court here, but I was wondering how it works in Tennessee. If you get divorced in Tennessee, are you still brother and sister?
 
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ficklez said:
this led me to an interesting question. I see divorces all the time in court here, but I was wondering how it works in Tennessee. If you get divorced in Tennessee, are you still brother and sister?
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Not a problem for you is it? You get divorced and you're still married. To 5 other women...
 
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Vols410 said:
Not a problem for you is it? You get divorced and you're still married. To 5 other women...
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Keep the good wives, divorce the bad ones... That's what I always say.

Look, I know you Vols want to get in a few jabs, but you are going to have to come up with something a little more relevant than possums and polygamy.
 
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ficklez said:
this led me to an interesting question. I see divorces all the time in court here, but I was wondering how it works in Tennessee. If you get divorced in Tennessee, are you still brother and sister?
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It appears you are getting us mixed up with that crap hole of a state to our south.
 
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