Official make fun of USU thread.

#51
#51
ag4fr said:
Keep the good wives, divorce the bad ones... That's what I always say.

Look, I know you Vols want to get in a few jabs, but you are going to have to come up with something a little more relevant than possums and polygamy.
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The people on your site think we are the tennessee voles. Seriously.

Smh. Can't really crack dumb hillbilly jokes when calling us the voles
 
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#53
#53
ag4fr said:
Keep the good wives, divorce the bad ones... That's what I always say.

Look, I know you Vols want to get in a few jabs, but you are going to have to come up with something a little more relevant than possums and polygamy.
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NEVER divorce the cook wife. The cleaning wife and the baby makin wife just can't pull their weight in the kitchen (and they have PLENTY of weight, if you know what i mean)
 
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#56
#56
ag4fr said:
Are you really going to stick with "Uterus State" and "has no game" in the same sentence?

Wait. Was it a sentence?
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Try harder.
Bama, Florida, and Georgia are miles ahead of your game.
You leave me wanting the barbs of Lawrence Wright and bamawriter.
 
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Doyle Hargraves said:
Try harder.
Bama, Florida, and Georgia are miles ahead of your game.
You leave me wanting the barbs of Lawrence Wright and bamawriter.
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Don't be too hard on the guy. USU is little brother in the state of Utah behind UofU and BYU. They've had a couple of good seasons recently, but let's face it- in the grand scheme of things they're an irrelevant program. They're like UMemphis with more recent football success.

That said, I'm looking forward to the game and think they'll be a good test for us.
 
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Doyle Hargraves said:
Try harder.
Bama, Florida, and Georgia are miles ahead of your game.
You leave me wanting the barbs of Lawrence Wright and bamawriter.
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Probably true. They have had longer to get to know you.

I had a little fun. Now I'll cool it.

In actuality, for a number of reasons, UT and Nebraska are the two schools outside of the west that I have always held in pretty high regard.

A LOT of that has to do with how absolutely loyal, yet classy their fans have been over the years.

Y'all do have something pretty special in the world of college sports.
 
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ag4fr said:
Probably true. They have had longer to get to know you.

I had a little fun. Now I'll cool it.

In actuality, for a number of reasons, UT and Nebraska are the two schools outside of the west that I have always held in pretty high regard.

A LOT of that has to do with how absolutely loyal, yet classy their fans have been over the years.

Y'all do have something pretty special in the world of college sports.
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I agree. If i lived further east, i certainly would have considered tennesee if i didn't get into vanderbilt.
:p
 
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ag4fr said:
Probably true. They have had longer to get to know you.

I had a little fun. Now I'll cool it.

In actuality, for a number of reasons, UT and Nebraska are the two schools outside of the west that I have always held in pretty high regard.

A LOT of that has to do with how absolutely loyal, yet classy their fans have been over the years.

Y'all do have something pretty special in the world of college sports.
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Gatdamn you, now I have to go and like you.
 
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#62
ficklez said:
none of the aggie fans dislike tennessee. we're just bored at work and having fun. far less personal/offensive than we get with byu or utah or even new mexico state.
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Meh, it's all in good fun, even with our resident squatters that I mentioned. Of course, I want to beat you guys, but welcome to Tennessee.
I will be pulling for you guys after you leave K-Town.
 
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#69
ag4fr said:
UT was a very average SEC team when I was growing up in the late 70's and 80's.

Phenomenal in the 90's.

Back to very average the last decade.

I think you already are "back" to your historical average of the past 40 years.
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Really? That all you got. Hmm. I have nothing, You know why? Because USU is Irrelevant. Hard to talk smack when your school hasn't amounted to be anything.
 
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ag4fr said:
Congratulations on your mastery of the Google search feature!

What else did you learn while attending UT?
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Even google had a hard time finding anything good about USU football. However, it did supply me with how many consensus all Americans you have had......


2

36 more and your program can "very average" like ours.
 
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ag4fr said:
UT was a very average SEC team when I was growing up in the late 70's and 80's.

Phenomenal in the 90's.

Back to very average the last decade.

I think you already are "back" to your historical average of the past 40 years.
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So you are saying that 7 conference titles and 6 divisional titles in 45 years is just average? That seems pretty good to me. Good enough for second most all time actually. :crazy:
 
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ag4fr said:
UT was a very average SEC team when I was growing up in the late 70's and 80's.

Phenomenal in the 90's.

Back to very average the last decade.

I think you already are "back" to your historical average of the past 40 years.
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Might want to recheck those facts, true from 1977 to 1981 there was a rough patch. After that we had one losing season until 2005. That's over 20 years in case mathematics is not a Mormon strong suit. But I guess it's your opinion of what's average.
 
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#74
Dumb Utah Laws
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.
It is illegal not to drink milk.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.
It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.
Kaysville
You must have identification to enter a convenience store after dark.
Logan
Women may not swear.
Monroe
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.
Provo
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Salt Lake City
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Trout Creek
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
 
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ag4fr said:
UT was a very average SEC team when I was growing up in the late 70's and 80's.

Phenomenal in the 90's.

Back to very average the last decade.

I think you already are "back" to your historical average of the past 40 years.
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Fact: Last half of 70's thru 80's = Average just over 7 Wins per season.

Fact: 90's thru early 00's = Incredible

Fact: Last decade = Average less than 7 Wins per season.

Spin it however you like.
 
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