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Obsessed said:
Yes it is. This very well may pay more as well. They knew the income requirements before even speaking to her on the phone. (As not to waste any ones time)

But, I very well may end up there anyway. (Chattanooga)
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Hold up. Y'all splitting up?
 
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1972 Grad said:
The President's job is opening up in a year and a half if you can hold out that long. I'll vote for you.
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Hmmmm


It would make for great debates. Id have you and Mcdad write my speeches. Grandvol can be in my ear during debates.
 
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McDad said:
No way. I was trying to convince the nurse I had genital and rectal issues. She refused to examine those areas.
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When I was in my 20's I had a relatively young and attractive female Dr examining me and she asked specifically about my penis and told me to take off my pants..... Long story.... But legit
She took it in her hand and lifted it up.... Looked at it ... Turned it and etc..... The whole time I was trying to imagine two big fat sweaty men naked men rolling on one another to prevent embarrassment ...now that I'm older I realize I should have just tried to spring big wood instead
 
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Obsessed said:
Been working outside since I was 9 years old. (Cotton farming). I can't be inside all day.
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First, I'll state that I have worked outside before and performed well. That said, years ago my mother told me that I had better get a white collar job because I was not cut out for physical labor. I was insulted.
 
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Carl Pickens said:
When I was in my 20's I had a relatively young and attractive female Dr examining me and she asked specifically about my penis and told me to take off my pants..... Long story.... But legit
She took it in her hand and lifted it up.... Looked at it ... Turned it and etc..... The whole time I was trying to imagine two big fat sweaty men naked men rolling on one another to prevent embarrassment ...now that I'm older I realize I should have just tried to spring big wood instead
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Pictures? The attractive doctor dammit!
 
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Carl Pickens said:
When I was in my 20's I had a relatively young and attractive female Dr examining me and she asked specifically about my penis and told me to take off my pants..... Long story.... But legit
She took it in her hand and lifted it up.... Looked at it ... Turned it and etc..... The whole time I was trying to imagine two big fat sweaty men naked men rolling on one another to prevent embarrassment ...now that I'm older I realize I should have just tried to spring big wood instead
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I am so happy to know that I am not the only person this has happened to.
 
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Obsessed said:
I'm not sure but something is fixing to give.

I don't want to use the words "split up" as much as me just going to work out of town.
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That sux, Mark. I'll pray for you, man. Come stay with my family in middle Tennessee for a while.
 
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gcbvol said:
First, I'll state that I have worked outside before and performed well. That said, years ago my mother told me that I had better get a white collar job because I was not cut out for physical labor. I was insulted.
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Do you not mow your lawn?
 
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Carl Pickens said:
When I was in my 20's I had a relatively young and attractive female Dr examining me and she asked specifically about my penis and told me to take off my pants..... Long story.... But legit
She took it in her hand and lifted it up.... Looked at it ... Turned it and etc..... The whole time I was trying to imagine two big fat sweaty men naked men rolling on one another to prevent embarrassment ...now that I'm older I realize I should have just tried to spring big wood instead
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You missed your chance for a penthouse forum story.
 
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McDad said:
That sux, Mark. I'll pray for you, man. Come stay with my family in middle Tennessee for a while.
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I appreciate the offer. My sister is in Gallatin and my mom is in Chattanooga.

If I can land something in those areas, I think I'll be ok.

But, we do need to have lunch......
 
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Originally Posted by 1972 Grad:
The President's job is opening up in a year and a half if you can hold out that long. I'll vote for you.


Obsessed said:
Hmmmm

It would make for great debates. Id have you and Mcdad write my speeches. Grandvol can be in my ear during debates.
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You may get a job working for the first gentleman as his official cigar purchaser. Rumor has it, a box doesn't last him long. With you both being Arkies, that should help you secure the job. Who knows he may let you travel some with Madam President, you might get lucky. :whistling:
 
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gcbvol said:
First, I'll state that I have worked outside before and performed well. That said, years ago my mother told me that I had better get a white collar job because I was not cut out for physical labor. I was insulted.
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Because of your sickly, anemic frame?
 
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Gramps said:
Originally Posted by 1972 Grad:
The President's job is opening up in a year and a half if you can hold out that long. I'll vote for you.




You may get a job working for the first gentleman as his official cigar purchaser. Rumor has it, a box doesn't last him long. With you both being Arkies, that should help you secure the job. Who knows he may let you travel some with Madam President, you might get lucky. :whistling :
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Reported......



:)
 
#2,975
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Obsessed said:
I appreciate the offer. My sister is in Gallatin and my mom is in Chattanooga.

If I can land something in those areas, I think I'll be ok.

But, we do need to have lunch......
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I'll treat. Taco Bell or Krystal?
 
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