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gcbvol said:
That is f'ing hilarious! Full disclosure: my favorite snack is toasted nuts. Every damn day. I kid you not.
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You are such a good sport....


Thanks for putting up with me.

Next time I go to Florida ill bring you all the toasted nuts you can eat. ( I know people at planters)
 
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gcbvol said:
That is f'ing hilarious! Full disclosure: my favorite snack is toasted nuts. Every damn day. I kid you not.
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Here's what to do gcb. Go down to your local Publix or Kroger, buy 2 pound of sliced hog jaws, a bag of potatoes and a couple of onions.

Now go home, fry your hog jaw, you will love it, taste like bacon, do not pour the grease out of the skillet. While your jaw was frying you should have sliced the potatoes and onions. Now throw the taters and onions in that skillet of hot hog jaw grease, salt and pepper cover skillet, stir occasionally. When the potatoes get tender pour the contents of the skillet onto a platter, get you a fork and enjoy.
That right there will put some meat on those bones and help build your blood pressure up at the same time.
Glad I could help.
 
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Gramps said:
Here's what to do gcb. Go down to your local Publix or Kroger, buy 2 pound of sliced hog jaws, a bag of potatoes and a couple of onions.

Now go home, fry your hog jaw, you will love it, taste like bacon, do not pout the grease out of the skillet. While you jaw was frying you should have sliced the potatoes and onions. Now throw the taters and onions on that skillet of hog hog jaw grease, salt and pepper cover skillets, stir occasionally. When the potatoes get tender pour the contents of the skillet on to a platter, get you a fork and enjoy.
That right there will put some meat on those bones and help build your blood pressure up at the same time.
Glad I could help.
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That's it! Right here is good eating!!
 
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McDad said:
You missed your chance for a penthouse forum story.
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I know... What was I thinking? The funny part of the story is part 2..... She was a physical medicine and rehabilitation specialist and referred me to a PT that was a friend of hers. They ran together 3-4 times a week.... I learned through casual conversation.... The next time I saw the PT after the wang inspection.... She had me laying on the table with my legs making a figure four and was going to push down on my knee to test the mobility of my hip.... Well one hand went on the knee and the other found it's way right on the package .... Then she went "oh I'm so sorry" and moved it
 
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Carl Pickens said:
I know... What was I thinking? The funny part of the story is part 2..... She was a physical medicine and rehabilitation specialist and referred me to a PT that was a friend of hers. They ran together 3-4 times a week.... I learned through casual conversation.... The next time I saw the PT after the wang inspection.... She had me laying on the table with my legs making a figure four and was going to push down on my knee to test the mobility of my hip.... Well one hand went on the knee and the other found it's way right on the package .... Then she went "oh I'm so sorry" and moved it
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It wasn't Caitlyn Jenner was it?
 
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Obsessed said:
I appreciate the offer. My sister is in Gallatin and my mom is in Chattanooga.

If I can land something in those areas, I think I'll be ok.

But, we do need to have lunch......
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I'm in the Laguardo area which is just across the bridge from Gallatin
 
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Gramps said:
Here's what to do gcb. Go down to your local Publix or Kroger, buy 2 pound of sliced hog jaws, a bag of potatoes and a couple of onions.

Now go home, fry your hog jaw, you will love it, taste like bacon, do not pour the grease out of the skillet. While your jaw was frying you should have sliced the potatoes and onions. Now throw the taters and onions in that skillet of hot hog jaw grease, salt and pepper cover skillet, stir occasionally. When the potatoes get tender pour the contents of the skillet onto a platter, get you a fork and enjoy.
That right there will put some meat on those bones and help build your blood pressure up at the same time.
Glad I could help.
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That sounds wonderful. Would you and granny like to visit the wonderful gulf coast of Florida? We have space.
 
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Man.. McDad I thought you were just kidding as well. Glad to hear everything is OK. Sorry I didn't take it serious earlier.
 
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TNsnyper20 said:
Man.. McDad I thought you were just kidding as well. Glad to hear everything is OK. Sorry I didn't take it serious earlier.
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Curse of the comedian. Some of the smartest people I've known have been very funny people, but struggle to make it clear when they're serious, and many won't heed what they say even if they understand its serious. Not that McDad is funny, or anything.....
 
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Carl Pickens said:
I know... What was I thinking? The funny part of the story is part 2..... She was a physical medicine and rehabilitation specialist and referred me to a PT that was a friend of hers. They ran together 3-4 times a week.... I learned through casual conversation.... The next time I saw the PT after the wang inspection.... She had me laying on the table with my legs making a figure four and was going to push down on my knee to test the mobility of my hip.... Well one hand went on the knee and the other found it's way right on the package .... Then she went "oh I'm so sorry" and moved it
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How's bragging camp going?
 
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