I hope it's not too big if you're push mowing. You have my sympathy and respect. I ride a couple of acres , but it's a workout because it is very hilly, and hard to stay in the seat. It's a 4 wheel drive Simplicity Legacy with a 60" deck, and it still takes forever.
Curse of the comedian. Some of the smartest people I've known have been very funny people, but struggle to make it clear when they're serious, and many won't heed what they say even if they understand its serious. Not that McDad is funny, or anything.....