Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[FLVOL69]

My toe nails are off limits. My wife says I have the most beautiful feet on any man she's ever seen. Lol.

What color are they? Do you get pedicures? 😄

 

[Grand Vol]

Omelet you finish...but lemme say...
Youre lucky to have made it out alive. Thank you for your sacrifice

We were in a serious jam, but luckily made it out before we got toasted.

 

[AirVol]

What color are they? Do you get pedicures? 😄

Yep, bout once a month. Asian chick always ask me if I want them painted and laughs.

 

[Carl Pickens]

If I shared a photo here with you guys of the paralegal (from a different office) I am dating you guys would carry me outta here on your shoulders, a la Rudy.

You must think he's incredibly handsome

 

[Carl Pickens]

Air Force guys are tough too!

We were deployed once and the pool at the Hilton was closed three whole days! And the breakfast buffet ran out of strawberry preserves!

But we managed to tough it out.

I beat the living hell out of an AF sgt when I was 19..... He was 28 and I caught him plugging the gf

 

[apevol]

I may not make it to football season. Gets a little more ****ed up in my brain every day.

 

[FLVOL69]

Yep, bout once a month. Asian chick always ask me if I want them painted and laughs.

Same here, I've been a little neglectful as of late..

 

[Grand Vol]

I may not make it to football season. Gets a little more ****ed up in my brain every day.

You would risk seeing our run at the SEC Championship?

You gotta persevere!

 

[apevol]

You would risk seeing our run at the SEC Championship?

You gotta persevere!

Haven't had a psychotic break in over a year, I'm due. If I stop coming around for awhile, you might want to check in all the gutters outside all the old run down honky tonks. If you find a dude that smells like a brewery smoking crack with a dude named *****, itll probably be me. Just give me 2-3 hundred mgs of morphine, a few xanax to sleep it off and find my next of kin.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Same here, I've been a little neglectful as of late..

I literally hate you for posting that. Looks like someone dipped their toes in cornbread batter.

 

[Carl Pickens]

I may not make it to football season. Gets a little more ****ed up in my brain every day.

When you start referring to yourself as 88 then you'll know its time to end it all.

 

[FLVOL69]

I literally hate you for posting that. Looks like someone dipped their toes in cornbread batter.

Bon appétit

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Same here, I've been a little neglectful as of late..

ukeb: that's just sick man.

 

[Grand Vol]

 

[PKT_VOL]

Off topic... But breakfast is being served for dinner in the snyper household. Winning!

Gross. You have them in reverse; dinner for breakfast is where it's at! Not a fan of breakfast at all. To each their own though.

 

[Grand Vol]

Gross. You have them in reverse; dinner for breakfast is where it's at! Not a fan of breakfast at all. To each their own though.

Does having cold pizza from the fridge in the morning count as "dinner?"

 

[PKT_VOL]

Does having cold pizza from the fridge in the morning count as "dinner?"

Of course.

 

[Grand Vol]

Bag of Doritos first thing in the morning?

 

[apevol]

Gross. You have them in reverse; dinner for breakfast is where it's at! Not a fan of breakfast at all. To each their own though.

you're ****ing crazy man

 

[hog88]

I start my Chantex this weekend. I hear one of the side effects is having weird dreams, more than normal.

Just wet dreams. Enjoy.

 

[hog88]

Air Force guys are tough too!

We were deployed once and the pool at the Hilton was closed three whole days! And the breakfast buffet ran out of strawberry preserves!

But we managed to tough it out.

My oh my, how on earth did you ever survive?

 

[1972 Grad]

Just wet dreams. Enjoy.

Wet, as in anal leakage?

 

[hog88]

Wet, as in anal leakage?

No, him/me not that old yet.

 

[Grand Vol]

My oh my, how on earth did you ever survive?

I managed to preserve some sanity, although our young troops were barely keeping their heads above water.

 

[hog88]

I managed to preserve some sanity, although our young troops were barely keeping their heads above water.

My sympathies.