Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

Status
Not open for further replies.
#4,526
#4,526
n_huffhines said:
I dislocated both my pinkies playing football (at different times) and I didn't miss a snap. Unless I just couldn't function, I always played through injury. To my own destruction. Instead of letting a groin injury heal I played crappy ball for 8 weeks.
Click to expand...

None of those compare to a pain in the azz. :)
 
#4,527
#4,527
I remember I jumped to try to block a kick with my pulled groin, and I saw stars. It was pretty painful.
 
#4,528
#4,528
n_huffhines said:
I dislocated both my pinkies playing football (at different times) and I didn't miss a snap. Unless I just couldn't function, I always played through injury. To my own destruction. Instead of letting a groin injury heal I played crappy ball for 8 weeks.
Click to expand...

I got a papercut once and used 3 days of leave.......................
 
  • Like
Reactions: 2 people
#4,536
#4,536
Welp, after a meeting with potential investors last week that involved manifesting the cocktail menu for my vision of a bar, I think i'm going to dust off my swizzles, jiggers, and shakers to tend bar once again until I'm not so out of practice.

I was so rusty when making those drinks and it was slightly embarassing as the Service Director. I've been drinking at this new craft cocktail joint since it opened in June and I think they're going to have me come in once or twice as a week as a resident mixologist. They're opening a sister joint in Nashville due to its quick success here.

Anyone close to middle Tennessee with an appreciation for 15-ingredient drinks should check it out when they open around October. It goes under the moniker of The Townsend.

Tl;dr... you knuckleheads can reinstate the bartender jokes again. I'm back in the game.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person
#4,537
#4,537
DinkinFlicka said:
Welp, after a meeting with potential investors last week that involved manifesting the cocktail menu for my vision of a bar, I think i'm going to dust off my swizzles, jiggers, and shakers to tend bar once again until I'm not so out of practice.

I was so rusty when making those drinks and it was slightly embarassing as the Service Director. I've been drinking at this new craft cocktail joint since it opened in June and I think they're going to have me come in once or twice as a week as a resident mixologist. They're opening a sister joint in Nashville due to its quick success here.

Anyone close to middle Tennessee with an appreciation for 15-ingredient drinks should check it out when they open around October. It goes under the moniker of The Townsend.

Tl;dr... you knuckleheads can reinstate the bartender jokes again. I'm back in the game.
Click to expand...

Too bad it's not in Sarasota. I'd be there if so.
 
#4,538
#4,538
n_huffhines said:
Alrighty, I just found out I'm having surgery tomorrow to fix the remaining hemorrhoid.

I had the choice of going under and paying an f-ing hospital $2300 basically just for rent, or do it at the proctologist's clinic (with local anesthetic) at no charge. I chose the latter.

So, I guess this is goodbye forever?
Click to expand...

If you notice the feeling of a lot of pressure back there and the doctor has both hands on your shoulders you might need to be concerned.
 
  • Like
Reactions: 1 person
#4,540
#4,540
Ask Tom:

maxresdefault.jpg
 
#4,541
#4,541
DinkinFlicka said:
Welp, after a meeting with potential investors last week that involved manifesting the cocktail menu for my vision of a bar, I think i'm going to dust off my swizzles, jiggers, and shakers to tend bar once again until I'm not so out of practice.

I was so rusty when making those drinks and it was slightly embarassing as the Service Director. I've been drinking at this new craft cocktail joint since it opened in June and I think they're going to have me come in once or twice as a week as a resident mixologist. They're opening a sister joint in Nashville due to its quick success here.

Anyone close to middle Tennessee with an appreciation for 15-ingredient drinks should check it out when they open around October. It goes under the moniker of The Townsend.

Tl;dr... you knuckleheads can reinstate the bartender jokes again. I'm back in the game.
Click to expand...

Just sit back watch Cocktails. Tom Cruise will show you how it's done....and pull the poon.
 
#4,544
#4,544
DinkinFlicka said:
Welp, after a meeting with potential investors last week that involved manifesting the cocktail menu for my vision of a bar, I think i'm going to dust off my swizzles, jiggers, and shakers to tend bar once again until I'm not so out of practice.

I was so rusty when making those drinks and it was slightly embarassing as the Service Director. I've been drinking at this new craft cocktail joint since it opened in June and I think they're going to have me come in once or twice as a week as a resident mixologist. They're opening a sister joint in Nashville due to its quick success here.

Anyone close to middle Tennessee with an appreciation for 15-ingredient drinks should check it out when they open around October. It goes under the moniker of The Townsend.

Tl;dr... you knuckleheads can reinstate the bartender jokes again. I'm back in the game.
Click to expand...

TL; DR

Now where's my Hoegaarden bartender?
 
New posts
Status
Not open for further replies.

VN Store



Back
Top