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She said men are wimps. She's done it on women with not a lot of problems, but she said men don't have the tolerance they do (they get hemorrhoids from child birth, so they've had worse pain). She said she had a guy faint on her. You have to be on all 4s on a table, and she said they had to catch him from falling to the ground.

It's going to be the worst 15 minutes of my life.
 
#4,503
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n_huffhines said:
She said men are wimps. She's done it on women with not a lot of problems, but she said men don't have the tolerance they do (they get hemorrhoids from child birth, so they've had worse pain). She said she had a guy faint on her. You have to be on all 4s on a table, and she said they had to catch him from falling to the ground.

It's going to be the worst 15 minutes of my life.
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I got a little nauseated reading that.

Nice knowing you.
 
#4,505
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Obsessed said:
Set up a go fund me account. You can't do this awake man. No way.

The shear anxiety alone would make me crazy.
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I bet they cauterize the area after. Huff awake means he can actually smell the searing of his anal flesh.
 
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#4,506
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Obsessed said:
Set up a go fund me account. You can't do this awake man. No way.

The shear anxiety alone would make me crazy.
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If she's done it on the reg, I'm not that worried. It's gonna suck, no doubt, but I have a decent amount of tolerance for pain. I wasn't out when my wisdom teeth were pulled, and I had 2 compacted.
 
#4,507
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I'm only supposed to really feel pressure, not actual pain, but the pressure makes it a mental thing I guess. It hurt bad when she scoped me, and I'm hoping that's actually worse than this, in terms of pain (but it was only like 30 seconds).

I'll load up on percocet before I go, then with the local, IDK...you can probably tell I'm trying to keep myself upbeat about it hahaha
 
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n_huffhines said:
I'm only supposed to really feel pressure, not actual pain, but the pressure makes it a mental thing I guess.

I'll load up on percocet before I go, then with the local, IDK...you can probably tell I'm trying to keep myself upbeat about it hahaha
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How much would you have to make a year to cut hemorrhoids off people?

For me: $350,000+ per year.
 
#4,510
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McDad said:
How much would you have to make a year to cut hemorrhoids off people?

For me: $350,000+ per year.
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Yeah, IDK....some people are just complete robots about the gross stuff with our bodies. I wouldn't want to operate anywhere on a person, let alone butthole.
 
#4,511
#4,511
n_huffhines said:
Yeah, IDK....some people are just complete robots about the gross stuff about our bodies. I wouldn't want to operate anywhere on a person, let alone butthole.
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That's what I'm thinking. I can deal with blood. But i don't wanna go operating around buttholes...especially dudes.
 
#4,514
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n_huffhines said:
Alrighty, I just found out I'm having surgery tomorrow to fix the remaining hemorrhoid.

I had the choice of going under and paying an f-ing hospital $2300 basically just for rent, or do it at the proctologist's clinic (with local anesthetic) at no charge. I chose the latter.

So, I guess this is goodbye forever?
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So is this appropriate?
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Just kidding, prayers
 
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n_huffhines said:
If she's done it on the reg, I'm not that worried. It's gonna suck, no doubt, but I have a decent amount of tolerance for pain. I wasn't out when my wisdom teeth were pulled, and I had 2 compacted.
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I can't handle going to the dentist for more than a cleaning. I've had my wisdom teeth pulled twice. Both times knocked out. When my jaw was broken and the put in a plate and screws I set up on the table during surgery. The doc said it took 30% more meds than it should have to keep me sedated. Self conscious I guess.
I don't like needles. And the idea of one being used on my rectum??? Hell no!

You are more of a man than me.

Prayers buddy.
 
#4,521
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The thing that really blew my mind is my doctor said she could do it today, on the spot and that I could drive home 40 miles right after.

FML, that was just too crazy for me. Doing it tomorrow afternoon means I can drug myself up well before and I don't need to miss work.
 
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Obsessed said:
I can't handle going to the dentist for more than a cleaning. I've had my wisdom teeth pulled twice. Both times knocked out. When my jaw was broken and the put in a plate and screws I set up on the table during surgery. The doc said it took 30% more meds than it should have to keep me sedated. Self conscious I guess.
I don't like needles. And the idea of one being used on my rectum??? Hell no!

You are more of a man than me.

Prayers buddy.
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Maybe in one way. You do manual labor for a living. I'm not saying I'm above that. I did landscaping for 18 months in college, and I loved it, but no way am I man enough to do that **** for 30 years, or whatever, but thanks. :hi:
 
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n_huffhines said:
The thing that really blew my mind is my doctor said she could do it today, on the spot and that I could drive home 40 miles right after.

FML, that was just too crazy for me. Doing it tomorrow afternoon means I can drug myself up well before and I don't need to miss work.
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But you gotta think about it for 24 hours.

I know me, do it immediately or i chicken out tomorrow.

The anticipation would drive me cray
 
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#4,524
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n_huffhines said:
Maybe in one way. You do manual labor for a living. I'm not saying I'm above that. I did landscaping for 18 months in college, and I loved it, but no way am I man enough to do that **** for 30 years, or whatever, but thanks. :hi:
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It's mental with me.

I've laid the palm of my hand out by slinging T-Post to the bone. Keep working. Just wrap it up in a rag. Go get 6-8 stitches later.

To me, the stitches hurt worse. I've cut the end of my finger off working. Wrap it up. Have it sewn back on later that day.

Landscaping, mowing, dump trucking- nothing compared to being run over by a 1200 pound horse. And I'd still do that over what you are going to do tomorrow with nothing more than a local.
 
#4,525
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I dislocated both my pinkies playing football (at different times) and I didn't miss a snap. Unless I just couldn't function, I always played through injury. To my own destruction. Instead of letting a groin injury heal I played crappy ball for 8 weeks.
 
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