Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[MercyPercy]

I keep track of every day the internet/cable is ****ed up and tell them they're only going to bill me for the days it didn't have any problems. After the first few times I did this, my internet and cable has miraculously been much more reliable.

Of course it still goes on and off sometimes, because comcast is garbo, but it's far better than it had been. They take helping you much more seriously when you make it extremely clear to them that you understand networks and that the problem is explicitly their fault, and you sternly suggest that any more troubles will cause you to drop their service.

 

[Obsessed]

Good luck with all your endeavors. Hate to hear about the home life, smack her on the ass and tell her to straighten up. She's an Arkansan, she'll understand.

Lol

I'll give that a shot tonight.

 

[hog88]

Lol

I'll give that a shot tonight.

Works, I've been married to an Arkansan for 20+ years my friend.

 

[Obsessed]

give 'im hell, OB

I'll explain my "process" to him. May have to take him snipe hunting.

 

[apevol]

I'll explain my "process" to him. May have to take him snipe hunting.

let him know that 1 snipe ain't gonna cut it

 

[Obsessed]

Ape,
Speaking of Bigfoot, I watched a video the other day of some guys from UT that had a experience. The way I took it was they were also football players at UT.

 

[TNsnyper20]

We noted every time our service went down. Took our monthly bill and divided it by 30. Every day that service was down, we deducted that amount of money. We sent a nice little letter with it. They didn't say a word.

Play your cards right and you'll get more than just the credits for out of service.

 

[apevol]

Ape,
Speaking of Bigfoot, I watched a video the other day of some guys from UT that had a experience. The way I took it was they were also football players at UT.

Lol, right around the time you were getting flak on here over bigfoot, I found a new place to hike and the dude who locks the gate every night said it was a bigfoot hotspot. Apparently this whole area is full of sightings

 

[McDad]

I nominate Snyper as the Official VNPF ambassador for handling crappy stuff.

 

[TNsnyper20]

I nominate Snyper as the Official VNPF ambassador for handling crappy stuff.

Lol. I can give accurate advice that will work with the majority of companies.

 

[hog88]

I'll explain my "process" to him. May have to take him snipe hunting.

Be sure to bring your chart.

 

[Septic]

Ape,
Speaking of Bigfoot, I watched a video the other day of some guys from UT that had a experience. The way I took it was they were also football players at UT.

Wait. What? I thought they were kidding about you and bigfoot. :birgits_giggle:

Also, sorry to hear you're having the problems at home. I love to be caustic and spar with you guys in the virtual realm but it saddens me to see pain like this happen to you IRL. Good luck Ob.

 

[Septic]

Be sure to bring your chart.

Are you referring to CBJ's 'go for two chart'? Because that thing is broken.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Wait. What? I thought they were kidding about you and bigfoot. :birgits_giggle:

Also, sorry to hear you're having the problems at home. I love to be caustic and spar with you guys in the virtual realm but it saddens me to see pain like this happen to you IRL. Good luck Ob.

You don't mess with sasquatch. Don't you watch TV?

 

[hog88]

Are you referring to CBJ's 'go for two chart'? Because that thing is broken.

OBs snipe chart, you know the one that tells him when to try to bag two and when to only try to bag 1. CBJ can't operate without a chart and analytics.

 

[AirVol]

Works, I've been married to an Arkansan for 20+ years my friend.

I refer to them as Arkaloids.

 

[hog88]

I refer to them as Arkaloids.

The Mrs isn't as bad as most Arkansans she moved to Germantown in 8th grade, I still had some breaking to do but she's all trained now.

 

[Septic]

You don't mess with sasquatch. Don't you watch TV?

LOL, have a family member (by marriage) was in the latest Jack Links commercial - they are at a wedding and Sasquatch gets his face smashed in the wedding cake.

At the end he and his date get cake thrown all over them - only saw it once, during the Sooners debacle.

 

[Obsessed]

Wait. What? I thought they were kidding about you and bigfoot. :birgits_giggle:

Also, sorry to hear you're having the problems at home. I love to be caustic and spar with you guys in the virtual realm but it saddens me to see pain like this happen to you IRL. Good luck Ob.

Lol. I'm in high stress job. It's nice to to let it go and read about a mythical creature. I find it interesting.

Please don't hold it against me

 

[Grand Vol]

LOL, have a family member (by marriage) was in the latest Jack Links commercial - they are at a wedding and Sasquatch gets his face smashed in the wedding cake.

At the end he and his date get cake thrown all over them - only saw it once, during the Sooners debacle.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUWlaVApdLs[/youtube]

 

[TNsnyper20]

Lol. I'm in high stress job. It's nice to to let it go and read about a mythical creature. I find it interesting.

Please don't hold it against me

Wife makes fun of me constantly because I'm always watching monster quest and stuff like that. I keep telling her to laugh now. But when we're attacked by a werewolf I'll know what to do. Kill it with a spoon (dog soldiers reference)

 

[Obsessed]

Wife makes fun of me constantly because I'm always watching monster quest and stuff like that. I keep telling her to laugh now. But when we're attacked by a werewolf I'll know what to do. Kill it with a spoon (dog soldiers reference)

Mine looks at me like I'm nuts. She won't think that when the zombies come or Dracula knocks on the door.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Mine looks at me like I'm nuts. She won't think that when the zombies come or Dracula knocks on the door.

Chupacabras, migrating yeti, jersey devil, Nikki saban.... Never know what kind of nonsense will roll through.

 

[apevol]

Man I can't get any hours with this damn rain. Might have to do without beer for a few days

 

[McDad]

Not worried about monsters.

If someone could teach us to handle gators, bulldogs, tigers, elephants, i would be happy.