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Well, this weekend has gotten better. Along with my in-laws being in I have come down with strep throat, so I feel like ****. Plus I'm the bad guy because I'm being unsociable and not participating in all the "family fun". So I doubled down on my *******ness and suggested they go home so they don't catch it from me. Didn't go over well, I've been banished to the bedroom so they can have the living room, I'm sick and can't even sit in my chair to watch football.

Wife will have a serious wake up coming when they leave and she will get to make some choices.
 
I'll take a money order. Your last check bounced so.....

He will be gone by Monday. Today will be his last game he coaches at LSU.

I can give you your money now...OR, I can put it into a sure-fire investment which is sure to grow exponentially.
 
Well, this weekend has gotten better. Along with my in-laws being in I have come down with strep throat, so I feel like ****. Plus I'm the bad guy because I'm being unsociable and not participating in all the "family fun". So I doubled down on my *******ness and suggested they go home so they don't catch it from me. Didn't go over well, I've been banished to the bedroom so they can have the living room, I'm sick and can't even sit in my chair to watch football.

Wife will have a serious wake up coming when they leave and she will get to make some choices.

You need to have your throat swabbed.
 
Well. The wife and I are talking and then SPLASH.

Hot water heater blows. Water is everywhere.


I give up....
 
The female doctor told me I will probably gag when she swabbed my throat yesterday. I told her I've learned to control it, I don't think she got it.

"Swabbed" is slang for "face party".
She was offering for you to join her and her hubby as their hetero flexible playmate.
 
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