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[hog88]

"Swabbed" is slang for "face party".
She was offering for you to join her and her hubby as their hetero flexible playmate.

Ahh, I'm a bit behind on my swinger slang.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Well. The wife and I are talking and then SPLASH.

Hot water heater blows. Water is everywhere.


I give up....

What's the brand name of this water heater so I know not to buy one.....thanks in advance.

 

[Obsessed]

Dang. Y'all are under a spiritual attack. For real. No joking around.

It's something for sure.

 

[Obsessed]

What's the brand name of this water heater so I know not to buy one.... thanks in advance.

Lol


Well the new one is a whirlpool. Lol.

I'm not kidding. Water was coming out of the top of this thing. I've never seen one do that before.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Sorry to hear you're sick of your in-laws hog88.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Lol


Well the new one is a whirlpool. Lol.

I'm not kidding. Water was coming out of the top of this thing. I've never seen one do that before.

Whirlpool is the world's leading brand I think & this must have been a lemon?

 

[Obsessed]

Whirlpool is the world's leading brand I think & this must have been a lemon?

No. The old one is an A.O. Smith water heater. New one I just picked up is a whirlpool.

 

[Grand Vol]

Today is gonna suck...

 

[Obsessed]

Today is gonna suck...

No kidding.


Still raining over there?

 

[Grand Vol]

No kidding.


Still raining over there?

Hasn't stopped.

In Stillwater today where the idiots will still come out.

 

[Obsessed]

Hasn't stopped.

In Stillwater today where the idiots will still come out.

I'll pray for ya buddy.

 

[1972 Grad]

Anybody heard from FlVol 69 lately? The guy that looks like Frank Zappa?

 

[Carl Pickens]

Anybody heard from FlVol 69 lately? The guy that looks like Frank Zappa?

I think he was traveling for the holidays.

 

[Obsessed]

Anybody heard from FlVol 69 lately? The guy that looks like Frank Zappa?

He's out of pocket. He emailed me right before thanksgiving.

 

[1972 Grad]

He's out of pocket. He emailed me right before thanksgiving.

Thanks. Not the same without him.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Why is it that my wife only wants to clean and organize while in watching football?

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Why is it that my wife only wants to clean and organize while in watching football?

:lolabove::lolabove: ANd your help is mandatory no doubt! I feel your pain bud.

 

[McDad]

Why is it that my wife only wants to clean and organize while in watching football?

Lol. Thought it was just me. Funny.

 

[TNsnyper20]

:lolabove::lolabove: ANd your help is mandatory no doubt! I feel your pain bud.

"Hey honey, come here for a second".. Sounds familiar?

 

[McDad]

"Hey honey, come here for a second".. Sounds familiar?

Never hear it in the bedroom, though.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Never hear it in the bedroom, though.

I always have to make the first move. Gets old.

 

[TNsnyper20]

The field is absolutely embarrassing.

 

[hog88]

The field is absolutely embarrassing.

She need the grass trimmed?

 

[TNsnyper20]

She need the grass trimmed?

Ha-ha. Nice one.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Why is it that my wife only wants to clean and organize while in watching football?

Because she knows you enjoy watching it....and if she cleans she can rob you of a piece of that joy.