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[FLVOL_79]

Burglary suspect hides in Florida lake, where gator eats him | Fox News



You picked the wrong pond...

Been in Florida for almost 20 years and I am still surprised that people don't understand that fresh water here is asking for trouble.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Outback bowl..Who is going??

 

[gcbvol]

Been in Florida for almost 20 years and I am still surprised that people don't understand that fresh water here is asking for trouble.

No question. All of it. I'm not messing around with a puddle.

 

[1972 Grad]

Outback bowl..Who is going??

Tennessee and Northwestern. Duh!

 

[FLVOL_79]

No question. All of it. I'm not messing around with a puddle.

Well you probably don't want to get your Salvatore Ferragamo's wet. Am I right? :good!:

 

[1972 Grad]

Well you probably don't want to get your Salvatore Ferragamo's wet. Am I right? :good!:

Manolo Blahnik!!! Just kidding.

 

[Obsessed]

I just embarrassed somebody. Lol.

Sitting in my pick up. On the phone. Got out to pee. I didn't see my daughters friends standing by the gate......

 

[Carl Pickens]

Outback bowl..Who is going??

You know I am....but you haven't given me your address yet.....

 

[1972 Grad]

I just embarrassed somebody. Lol.

Sitting in my pick up. On the phone. Got out to pee. I didn't see my daughters friends standing by the gate......

Good grief. You should have to register that thing. Did you still have it strapped to your leg at least?

 

[Obsessed]

Good grief. You should have to register that thing. Did you still have it strapped to your leg at least?

You are obviously big government. More and more regulation.

I had to pee. It was not strapped.

 

[BearCat204]

You are obviously big government. More and more regulation.

I had to pee. It was not strapped.

But don't you normally sit?

 

[hog88]

I just embarrassed somebody. Lol.

Sitting in my pick up. On the phone. Got out to pee. I didn't see my daughters friends standing by the gate......

I'm sure they didn't see much.

 

[Obsessed]

But don't you normally sit?

Don't be jealous.

 

[Carl Pickens]

What's up with strapping your thang to your leg?

 

[Obsessed]

I'm sure they didn't see much.

I hope not. One of the young ladies hubby is a Arkansas state trooper.

 

[Obsessed]

What's up with strapping your thang to your leg?

It's a inconvience.

 

[1972 Grad]

But don't you normally sit?

I don't think he can. The last 6 or 7 inches get wet.

 

[1972 Grad]

I just embarrassed somebody. Lol.

Sitting in my pick up. On the phone. Got out to pee. I didn't see my daughters friends standing by the gate......

One small suggestion. If you want to talk on the phone, hold it to your ear. It doesn't work that well when you sit on it.

 

[Obsessed]

One small suggestion. If you want to talk on the phone, hold it to your ear. It doesn't work that well when you sit on it.

Lol

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I love these off topic stories here.....they make my day.

 

[gcbvol]

Well you probably don't want to get your Salvatore Ferragamo's wet. Am I right? :good!:

I do love shoes. It's true.

Manolo Blahnik!!! Just kidding.

Now how would you know about Manolos? Does somebody have a secret? I'm a Louboutin guy myself.

 

[1972 Grad]

I love these off topic stories here.....they make my day.

Okay. Here is another. On Sunday, I went to check on some property that I have that is heavily wooded, with a really nice creek running through it. It has a concrete dam on it, and I went to clear some debris.

This property is not too far out of town, but very remote and private. There is one neighbor, not far down the road. Like OB, I get out of my car, needing to pee really bad. I stand beside the car, facing away from the nearby gravel road. I am talking my property in the middle of the freakin' woods, hidden from everybody.

About halfway through the pee, I hear something approaching slowly. Well, it is the neighbor's young daughter, on a 4 wheeler, cutting through a path in the woods, through my property, and where I was facing her with my business in my hand.

When you are 66, it's not that easy to cut off your stream in mid-piss. True story.

 

[McDad]

One small suggestion. If you want to talk on the phone, hold it to your ear. It doesn't work that well when you sit on it.

A bum piece of advice you cheeky fellow.

 

[1972 Grad]

I do love shoes. It's true.



Now how would you know about Manolos? Does somebody have a secret? I'm a Louboutin guy myself.

They are just fabulous! I only wear them when I'm feeling naughty.

 

[1972 Grad]

A bum piece of advice you cheeky fellow.

I figured that you would rear your ugly head eventually.